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[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 54 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

They gave Washington real hair in the shape of his wig monke-ruserious

Edit: Oh, hey, it looks like it was real https://www.mentalfloss.com/history/presidents/george-washingtons-incredible-hair-routine cereal2

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

He not only was the first president, he also invented hairspray

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

What if it was tho and he just styled it that way

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

I think you mean they gave Robert De Niro real hair in the shape of George Washington's wig.