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Look, onions are like anal sex. If you were forced or tricked into having it as a kid, chances are you don’t want it when you become an adult.
Hope that isn't coming from personal experience, brother/sister/anything you prefer.
I used to hear that in high school when we were seeing who could be the most offensive. I still slip up sometimes and use it as a dark joke, and it's always received as well as it has been here.
Some of us laughed.
I was trying to extend the joke but then looked at everyone’s responses and decided it wouldn’t go over well
Some of us screen shotted it and shared it too!
Hu-man
Is there, uh... something you wanted to share with the group?
Yup. That's me. I don't mind the flavor, but the sliminess is not for me
Are we talking about onions or anal?
Do they still feel slimy if they’re finely diced? I love the taste but hate the texture of mushrooms, and mincing them to incorporate into a dish is the best of both worlds for me.
Mushedrooms?
For me even that isn’t enough. I love the taste in something like hot and sour soup, but anything more than soup is just a horrible experience
That's it for me, goodnight internet.
Congratulations, I think you might have a truly original experience. Never seen a kid that doesn't like onions in any way, so they don't need to be forced to eat them. And why would you force that in the first place? They aren't the kind of vegetable that you need to eat, they're there for flavor. I'm certain there's some deeper issue here, you might want to figure that out.
You must not know a lot of kids or have a lot of world experience. Onion is a top picky eater food. Why do parents force kids to eat them? Perception of table etiquette.
Pretty easy thing to explain, if you are over the age of 15.
Someone has never taken a big ole bite out of a vidalia onion! Like eating a spicy apple.