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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 42 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Did Epstein even have a degree? I don't want to be ableist but based off his emails he doesn't seem very, ahem, bright.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Honestly he emails like most business/finance/executive types I've ever met. When you have that kind of money and power you don't need to care about how you send emails to your servants

[–] red_giant@hexbear.net 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s the formatting of someone who slams out replies on an iPad

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 30 points 1 day ago

This is why executives and CEOs love ai email writing so much. It frees them from having to do it and they never cared about the output anyway.

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Nope, I thought he'd gotten an honorary degree from somewhere he'd donated to, but apparently not

Harvard did appoint him a 'Visiting Fellow' in its psychology department in 2005, removed him in 2020(a year after his death, and despite his first child sex abuse conviction being in 2008)

He did teach physics at a fancy private school, but seems he got the job via nepotism through former United States Attorney General William Barr's father Donald Barr(who's also the author of 'Space Relations' a book about sex-trafficking space Oligarchs that includes descriptions of removed's of minors https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Relations)

Petro really was on the money that the empire is run by a 'Clan of paedophiles'

Harvard did appoint him a 'Visiting Fellow' in its psychology department in 2005, removed him in 2020(a year after his death, and despite his first child sex abuse conviction being in 2008)

Wow someone should really be answering some questions about that

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You didn't have enough boomer coworkers. They type way worse than him. And I'm not talking about the state of boomers right now but boomer emails written during the 2010s.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago

i missed out, you used to be able to make bank typing for people who didn't want to learn typing

[–] cerealkiller@hexbear.net 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He's a college dropout If I recall.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 29 points 1 day ago

Like Mao (who Xi studied) said, "NO INVESTIGATION - NO RIGHT TO SPEAK"

He is, also that's fucking funny

[–] principalkohoutek@hexbear.net 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They said he was a math genius and I thought at one point he was teaching at a prestigious private school (with attorney general William Barr's dad or some shit), but he was known as kind of an idiot, which makes the claims of being a math genius suspect

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

King among failsons

I think Epstein would fit right in with the other Billionaires in the Angela Collier video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmJI6qIqURA

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

Tbh it seems like it types like that because he can, nobody seems to call him out on it. It's also probably faster for him to type that way, it's like how people will text really messy, he doesn't need to bother with grammar or spelling or whatever, his time is more important than that.

Also apparently the emails were printed out, then OCR'd, which is why there's equal signs everywhere and stuff. That wasn't in the originals.

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You can be a complete fool and even have a PhD depending on certain other qualities, not the least of which being money (though as others said, in this case he did not)

@Shitbird@hexbear.net they're throwing shade at you again