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For context: in his latest ploy to distract us from the Trump-Epstein files, Donald Trump has announced that he will declassify documents about UAP. This was done following buzz speculating that Barrack Obama had confirmed the existence of Aliens in an interview a week ago, but also matches sentiment Trump espoused on the Joe Rogan podcast during the 2024 presidential campaign.

My main thought is that it would be an awfully expensive use of space-petrol just to check out Planet Earth.

But, for fun: what would you ask or say to any aliens who had met diplomatically with the US government?

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[–] SarahFromOz@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why so many anal probes? Is it a fetish? What else are they into?

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Don't tell the aliens this, but some people theorise that all abduction stories are actually demonic encounters because of the anal probe aspect. Which is interesting.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I don't think it's aliens or demons, but I do think the people of the future will look back on this time and see us as just as ignorant as the people who said there are demons. Whatever "it" is, it's not demons nor aliens.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 days ago

Patently false. After the probe, I knew for certain those beings were positively angelic. I've never felt such things. I heard choirs singing

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hold up. Exactly who are these experts theorizing on whether aliens or demons are more into butt stuff?

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Don't know if they'd qualify as experts but for many it's a leading explanation for why the USA has an abnormal rate of abductions