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this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2026
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"What do you do with traitors on your planet?"
The orange guy is made of candy.
Kill Trump
Where are the Epstein files that have yet to be released?
"I just want to say, contrary to what it looks like and very nearly is, these people do not represent us."
"Nuke from orbit"
Why so many anal probes? Is it a fetish? What else are they into?
Don't tell the aliens this, but some people theorise that all abduction stories are actually demonic encounters because of the anal probe aspect. Which is interesting.
I don't think it's aliens or demons, but I do think the people of the future will look back on this time and see us as just as ignorant as the people who said there are demons. Whatever "it" is, it's not demons nor aliens.
Patently false. After the probe, I knew for certain those beings were positively angelic. I've never felt such things. I heard choirs singing
Hold up. Exactly who are these experts theorizing on whether aliens or demons are more into butt stuff?
Don't know if they'd qualify as experts but for many it's a leading explanation for why the USA has an abnormal rate of abductions
Are you fucking nuts? This man cannot be trusted. Venezuela, Greenland, Iran, Mexico, Canada. Why do you think he created space force in the first place?
Got room for any more on your ship?
"Please just put our planet out of its misery."
We'll make great pets.
Hola, como estas?
This human is an offering from us to you. To best appreciate it you should eat it, slowly, from the feet up. The sounds it will make as you are doing this is it's joy at being consumed by wondrous beings such as yourselves
Since they have energy weapons that can vaporize someone, they will likely vaporize the moment he talks, if they a warlike race.
But do they have a discombubulator?
I would love to ask and learn more about alien society and government. On Earth we have ~200 recognized countries with a wide variety of different (or similar) governments and even more different societies with all sorts of unique quirks.
Do they have a similar setup on their planet? Planets? Were they historically ever similar to our own? How long is their recorded history?
Basically if they're visiting us, they've already proven they have better technology than we do, what else do they have that's better? Or for that matter what do we have that's better?
they’ve already proven they have better technology than we do, what else do they have that’s better? Or for that matter what do we have that’s better?
We have better garlic alioli, they have better escape rooms. We have a better ocean, but they have better feather dusters
What's the gravity like on your planet? How far away is it from a sun? How many moons does it have.
"Shame on you, working with that crazy guy!"
I want to know their language and philosophy. To truly be able to see into a mind so different from our own in any way. If we can even understand.
RUUUUUUUN!
As if he'd ever associate with aliens
When they kidnap and sex traffick people he does