badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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I was gonna suggest you lock it to prevent people from accidentally badposting in it, but you’re already ahead of the game.
GOOD post
There’s always !chapotraphouse3@hexbear.net
mb, mb, maybe we can discuss how to defeat these fascist mods in !antifascism@hexbear.net
Ok, I made a couple bad calls, but I think !oceania@hexbear.net is a shitposting comm, maybe we continue our baddestposting there?
I want to get off Trying2KnowMyself's wild ride
I like that emoji btw. I wish it were added.
Nice glasses
Thanks gabi, Good luck with your business and potential revolution!
Expanding into the guillotine business can’t come soon enough
I can't wait to see the chief's persistent smugness turn into despair when the revolution begins.
sigh I guess I could do 2 more.
It’s not as fun if I feel like I’m actually causing you anguish, my heart’s just not in it any more
You didn't cause me any anguish
Aight, so I took a peek at ya pronouns and I figure we can go plan our next course in !anti_cishet_aktion@hexbear.net
I know, right? If there’s anything that could convince me to be a mod it might be to unlock that comm even if I’ve got nothing planned to actually keep it alive
Anyways, I’m not a swiftie, but I’m willing to pretend that taytay is the greatest artist ever for about 3.5 minutes if it’ll piss some people off, so how about we just head to !taylorswift@hexbear.net and blast You Need to Calm Down?
I will Suure why not? neither am...hold on wait a minute. This one's locked too
oh well I am sure it will be unlocked if and when she comes out as a communist while using her platform to radicalize her fans.
Ok, I had a really bad run of suggestions, but surely they haven’t closed !shrekland@hexbear.net
what in the hayell
omg some posters I like are banned what is going on
Must’ve been a while back if a mostly-inactive comm is how you found out
The one time I failed to pay attention is the one time I miss it
I have noticed that I am subscribed to some locked comms thanks to you.