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[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 50 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Imagine flying to other continents and discovering they divide land by natural geographic formations. Americans could never.

[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

Idaho about that, actually.

[–] Soulg@ani.social 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You mean aside from a lot of our states, and the Texas-Mexico border, and portions of the US-Canada border?

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

I think they meant all those coasts that are man made. Still think we should have said no when they wanted to extend Florida so far out.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

natural geographic formations

Do you mean squiggly lines by a drunk British man?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey those are fully intentionally drawn to ensure everyone has just enough ethnic and religious minorities to ensure they force those groups to be a problem for them. Also to screw the Kurds

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

I'm so happy that we Europeans have really come together over the years to fuck the Kurds.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

True, but I was referring to copses of trees, creeks, hillsides, slabs of boulder, underground water. Things that are a pain in the ass to farm around so often affect the division of property lines and then the selling rates of land.

[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That happens in parts of the US that actually have those things, just not in the super flat bits that don’t have anything interesting in them to use as a boundary to begin with. Kinda hard to break things up by rivers or ridges or trees when there aren’t any there naturally. But near me, that stuff is super common as boundaries for fields for exactly the same reason.

[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

Fun fact: the trees used to mark those boundaries are called witness trees, and since they were never chopped down they are the only remaining old growth trees in a lot of areas.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Does the area you live in not get deforested? We generally pull boulders and whatnot out of the ground when we have to in order to make more sellable plots

[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Not really, no, though there are logging operations and they sometimes ruin large swaths of land by planting shit like a whole forest of pine where there used to be a healthy mixed forest.

This area is pretty heavily wooded yet, though. The fields that are here are old, generations back stuff with more natural boundaries, rows of wind-break trees between fields and the like, swampy areas left in field corners. We aren’t really adding new farmland here either, in fact there are incentive programs to reforest former farmland. Often old farmland is used for development.

We do pull stuff out if we are developing the property, sure, but otherwise no, most land is left pretty natural.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

I guess I shouldn't speak for places I haven't lived, even here in the US. that sounds way less shitty than what I'm used to

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

There wasn't really any of that out in the prairie.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 0 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

There's plenty of that in the prairie. it's a pain in the ass. unless you're living on land so old that generations before you did all the work getting it ready, which would also be when things were divided up

[–] Shnog@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

We use lots of natural borders as the delimiters of given states. The Mississippi River is a big one. You see it more out east than west IMHO.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Because only in the US are farm fields rectangular.

[–] NOPper@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A good chunk of them are circular because they can automate watering easier that way.

Aaaaakshully...

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

It's sort of a mix of both. Some people like to include walking paths to make everything a little easier/nicer-looking.

[–] lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

But they call them squares

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz -2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

*only ones part of a shit industry are rectangular on an American scale

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Our Glorious Agricultural Fields" vs "Their Barbaric Farming Practices"

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz -1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm American raised on farms in a flyover state. It would be "My barbaric practices" because I took part in it.

or you know. you're the main character and nothing about your life could ever be wrong

[–] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Those were divided over natural formations due to practical concerns (war and defensible positions), not out of some love of nature

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 day ago

probably, but the fact that it works out better for nature is still notable. also market forces behind checkerboard country are just reprehensible and will never have consideration for human life, let alone nature

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Thank Thomas Jefferson for that brain damage. It has a lot to do with why most of our topsoil is now in the Gulf of Mexico.