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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 22 points 21 hours ago

I'm so sorry. Hope your trip is uneventful and you make it out safe

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 15 hours ago

They look nice, but you don't want to get any on you. The ones you fly over are super racist.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 48 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Imagine flying to other continents and discovering they divide land by natural geographic formations. Americans could never.

[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

Idaho about that, actually.

[–] Soulg@ani.social 8 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

You mean aside from a lot of our states, and the Texas-Mexico border, and portions of the US-Canada border?

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

I think they meant all those coasts that are man made. Still think we should have said no when they wanted to extend Florida so far out.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

natural geographic formations

Do you mean squiggly lines by a drunk British man?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Hey those are fully intentionally drawn to ensure everyone has just enough ethnic and religious minorities to ensure they force those groups to be a problem for them. Also to screw the Kurds

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

I'm so happy that we Europeans have really come together over the years to fuck the Kurds.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

True, but I was referring to copses of trees, creeks, hillsides, slabs of boulder, underground water. Things that are a pain in the ass to farm around so often affect the division of property lines and then the selling rates of land.

[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 12 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

That happens in parts of the US that actually have those things, just not in the super flat bits that don’t have anything interesting in them to use as a boundary to begin with. Kinda hard to break things up by rivers or ridges or trees when there aren’t any there naturally. But near me, that stuff is super common as boundaries for fields for exactly the same reason.

[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 21 hours ago

Fun fact: the trees used to mark those boundaries are called witness trees, and since they were never chopped down they are the only remaining old growth trees in a lot of areas.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Does the area you live in not get deforested? We generally pull boulders and whatnot out of the ground when we have to in order to make more sellable plots

[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 2 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

Not really, no, though there are logging operations and they sometimes ruin large swaths of land by planting shit like a whole forest of pine where there used to be a healthy mixed forest.

This area is pretty heavily wooded yet, though. The fields that are here are old, generations back stuff with more natural boundaries, rows of wind-break trees between fields and the like, swampy areas left in field corners. We aren’t really adding new farmland here either, in fact there are incentive programs to reforest former farmland. Often old farmland is used for development.

We do pull stuff out if we are developing the property, sure, but otherwise no, most land is left pretty natural.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 1 points 20 hours ago

I guess I shouldn't speak for places I haven't lived, even here in the US. that sounds way less shitty than what I'm used to

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

There wasn't really any of that out in the prairie.

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[–] Shnog@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

We use lots of natural borders as the delimiters of given states. The Mississippi River is a big one. You see it more out east than west IMHO.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Because only in the US are farm fields rectangular.

[–] NOPper@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 21 hours ago

A good chunk of them are circular because they can automate watering easier that way.

Aaaaakshully...

[–] lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 1 points 23 hours ago

But they call them squares

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[–] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Those were divided over natural formations due to practical concerns (war and defensible positions), not out of some love of nature

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 day ago

probably, but the fact that it works out better for nature is still notable. also market forces behind checkerboard country are just reprehensible and will never have consideration for human life, let alone nature

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 2 points 20 hours ago

Thank Thomas Jefferson for that brain damage. It has a lot to do with why most of our topsoil is now in the Gulf of Mexico.

[–] mech@feddit.org 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If the fly-over states aren't woke, then why do they look exactly like solar cells?

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

They're the oldest type of solar. Converting sunlight into corn.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 15 hours ago

I never thought about it that way. I guess ethanol fuel is partly solar powered.

[–] hraegsvelmir@ani.social 3 points 17 hours ago

Meanwhile, I just passed over Europe's flyover countries yesterday.

[–] FGoo@sh.itjust.works 9 points 23 hours ago

Microprocessor die lookin ass

[–] Arancello@aussie.zone 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

why would any thinking person travel to murica now?

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 hours ago

My older brother is about to go to China for like matchmaking and stuff and then if he finds someone, they're gonna marry and then he's gonna apply for his (hypothetical) wife to come to the US...

So yeah, that's irl

(Context: My family is originally from China, mom be pressuring him to marry cuz "if he gets too old nobody would marry him" lol (he's 28 btw))

My aunt who are like "middle class" still goes abroad on vacations all the fucking time, its just bussiness as usual for them... I never hear about a border entry denial when they come back...

(That said, I'm paranoid so I'm not gonna risk exiting since I don't wanna risk not being allowed back in)

[–] gay_geek@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My husband is American, and his whole family gathers for Easter every year. We return to Thailand next week.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Wow, you're brave! They're in a war!

[–] Zink@programming.dev 9 points 22 hours ago

Things are always calm and normal in the US while we're at war with another country.

I think that's why we're always at war, and why the effects on oil prices get all the attention. That's the biggest conceivable effect of the war on most americans in their minds.

It's like Europe is the city where all the people have to live with one another, and the US is the mansion out in the boonies with almost no neighbors, and the inhabitants are dicks to the few neighbors they do have.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 2 points 20 hours ago

Its an American war, the kind where Americans only notice or care by their prices going up.

[–] Soulg@ani.social 2 points 21 hours ago

Uhhh I mean the country itself is fine(ish) the war isn't on our land it's in Iran.

[–] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago

A game for the plane ride - can you name all 152,489 states?

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 6 points 1 day ago

Hope ya don't get iced.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] mrnobody@reddthat.com 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Indiana and Illinois look the same as this as you continue west of Ohio

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

Illinois, Indiana, and Ohio are the interesting parts of the Midwest (and Minnesota and Wisconsin). Once you leave the Great Lakes Midwest for the Great Plains Midwest you're gonna be bored out of your mind until you hit the Rockies. Iowa is so boring its tourist traps are trucker themed.

I did the drive from Ohio to the PNW a year ago and yeah, it's bad when you're missing Ohio and can't wait for Wyoming… Minnesota rocked though, absolutely awesome rest stops, we were glad to take a detour there to shave some time off South Dakota.

[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

The western part of South Dakota is rather beautiful country, but basically anything east from the Badlands national park is rubbish.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 27 minutes ago

Yeah it was beautiful at the end, but it was a lot of boring to get there. And tbh it was easy to forget how beautiful it was because it was dwarfed by the beauty of Wyoming, Montana, Idaho, and the Cascades. I'm biased, I think there's little on Gaia's great green ass more beautiful than mountains, and forests and valleys, as well as lakes and oceans are among the few things that compete.

I'll also say Peoria surprised me as a hub of urban beauty. But I'm generally an Illinois lover, something about that state is beautiful and smells weirdly comfortable.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 3 points 21 hours ago

Indiana? They named a state after the Dog?!

Fly carefully! The nukes come from there! Seen it in movies! Farmer diligently bailing his hay and suddenly a nuke flies out of the ground behind him, the poor bastard!

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 1 points 19 hours ago

That's a silicon wafer

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago

Those ~~concentration camps~~ ICE detention facilities are really visible from the sky.

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

state of this array

[–] strop@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Jesus, those American states, OMG 😳

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