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Gentlemen, it is with great displeasure that I must inform you that we're doing it wrong.

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[-] Drinvictus@discuss.tchncs.de 111 points 1 year ago

Sitting is 10 times better. Easier to pee, no need to aim, no splash so you don't fuck up the bathroom. But I'd use a urinal over any toilet when I'm outside because 1) it's faster 2) I don't want to sit down on a common toilet).

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 31 points 1 year ago

What do you mean no need to aim? I hope you're not just letting your dick rub against the toilet bowl while you pee.

[-] ares35@kbin.social 29 points 1 year ago

hanging down all the way into the water, probably.

[-] Thisfox@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 year ago

American toilets are just weird. Why do they need to evacuate into an overful lake like that? Always seems so wasteful, putting 50 litres of water into each flush too.

[-] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

The oval shape is so a penis doesn't touch the seat/bowl when you sit.
On round toilets, someone with a penis might need to touch the seat with their hands the whole time they are seated.

[-] Thisfox@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

They're oval here too, but don't require all that extra water, a lake in every flush. I think you mistead overfull? And I had never seen a real plunger in Australia, we don't ever need them. Our toilets just work.

[-] clutchmattic@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago

Eh. New toilets sold in places like California, Arizona (ie dry places) use such very little water that sometimes I need to flush twice to ensure the toilet doesn't stink

[-] heckypecky@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

American toilets use a different mechanism, a siphon sucks the water out while in Europe we just dump water into it and hope it flushes. Water usage is the same as far as I know.

[-] Axiochus@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Huh? European toilets also a siphon, that's what maintains a barrier to the sewage line. Source: my siphon broke, it was not nice.

[-] insomniac@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There are 2 types of toilets, siphonic and wash down. Wash down toilets don’t necessarily use less water but they are usually capable of 2 different volumes of flushing. There’s 2 buttons to flush, one uses more water than the other. The big flush is basically the same amount of water as a siphonic toilet but you have the option to use less water. Siphonic toilets don’t support 2 different flush sizes. If you have 2 different ways to flush, you have a wash down. Wash down toilets are also less prone to clogging.

It’s not quite as cut and dry as American vs European since siphonic toilets do exist in Europe and wash down toilets have become a lot more popular in America.

There were attempts to make siphonic toilets use less water but they were terrible. I have no idea if the rest of the world uses them but America has abandoned them in favor of wash down toilets. Other countries have standardized on wider drains (not sure how common this is) which might make them work better in other places. But I have no idea.

[-] Axiochus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Thank you for the clarification! That was insightful.

[-] Numpty@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

The Dutch shelf toilet... is an experience...

[-] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago

It’s there to avoid splashing toilet water.

[-] idiomaddict@feddit.de 2 points 11 months ago

It’s there to examine your stool for parasites, unfortunately. The lack of splashing is simply a bonus

[-] Thisfox@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Water usage per flush here in Australia is significantly lower. And yet the system is cleaner and more reliable. I had never even seen a plunger until my first US visit; We don't need them here because our toilets work, unlike the huge American toilets which clog and require too much water.

[-] Followupquestion@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Australia, IIRC, standardized on larger drain pipe sizes, so of course your toilets don’t clog. For some reason only some commercial buildings use the larger standard here. As for water usage, my toilet uses 1.3 gallons per flush, and they sell more expensive toilets that use much less but have a stronger pressure system. If/when this toilet breaks I’ll be getting one of those most likely.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

It's called Snorkeling

[-] sfgifz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

That's an American tradition, the setup in other countries don't have that problem

“When I shit my dick touch da water”

[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

The evacuation displaced just enough water to give it a wet kiss

Poseidon’s Kiss

[-] TigrisMorte@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago
[-] e_t_@kbin.pithyphrase.net 4 points 1 year ago

C-Captain, no splash!

Not a sound!

Not a bloomin' ripple!

[-] DanteFlame 3 points 1 year ago

Man never thought I’d be reading Peter Pan quotes in a thread like this

[-] Drinvictus@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago

Just push it down bro. Have you ever peed while sitting down?

[-] Dkarma@lemmy.world -3 points 1 year ago
[-] rifugee@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Okay, Mr. Big Dick, some of us can push it down and still be miles away from the water, okay? Now my balls on the other hand...

[-] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

I don't want to pull down my pants and don't want to have to do a sitdown and stand up for a pee. Those would be my cons.

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago

If all you touched was the outside of your outerpants and the waistband of your unders, there's no need to wash your hands either!

[-] Urbanfox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Total agreement with this guy as long as I don't need to touch any door handles.

Alas, I'm female so that's pretty much never.

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