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[–] IMF_DOOM@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

i searched for the original context and it makes it even funnier

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Vagina's are basically just inverted penises, so if you eat pussy, you're actually eating dick. and that's pretty gay.

However the inverse is also true. So if you suck dick, you're sucking pussy, and that makes you an alpha.

[–] anaesidemus@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

where is the synthesis? are bi people the true alphas?

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Bi comrades have achieved true wisdom that one is as good as the other.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If this is a bit it’s very funny, if it isn’t it’s still very funny but now also a tragedy.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

First as tragedy but simultaneously as farce

[–] D61@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Second image "have you never seen a vagina??"

Seriously, vagina and vulva are two different things people. If you're looking for the clit in the vagina... you're... you're doing it wrong.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Does this guy tweet about anything else? Does he make himself being bad at sex his whole personality?

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

This would be a motherfucker of a bit if there wasn’t ample precedent for this sort of thing being totally unironic

Wtf is phallic order? This can't be a real person?