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Little fucking THING on the top of the vajayjay is NOT real my WIFE does NOT HAVE ONE
"You guys have wives?"
These guys are living in Indiana Jones and The Clitoral Holocaust
This is it folks, we’ve reached peak Poe’s Law.
I FAILED SEX ED AND I DON'T SATISFY WOMEN SEXUALLY - I yell loud enough for everyone to hear.
I went through the comments and found him tweet about "phallic order" gonna add that to my lexicon I suppose.
I give you the most unfuckable man in the universe
That is a sentence.
i searched for the original context and it makes it even funnier
This is so good
If this is a bit it’s very funny, if it isn’t it’s still very funny but now also a tragedy.
First as tragedy but simultaneously as farce
Vagina's are basically just inverted penises, so if you eat pussy, you're actually eating dick. and that's pretty gay.
However the inverse is also true. So if you suck dick, you're sucking pussy, and that makes you an alpha.
where is the synthesis? are bi people the true alphas?
Bi comrades have achieved true wisdom that one is as good as the other.
Second image "have you never seen a vagina??"
Seriously, vagina and vulva are two different things people. If you're looking for the clit in the vagina... you're... you're doing it wrong.
Does this guy tweet about anything else? Does he make himself being bad at sex his whole personality?
Wtf is phallic order? This can't be a real person?
This would be a motherfucker of a bit if there wasn’t ample precedent for this sort of thing being totally unironic
I wish chaos dragons were real and literal, and brought genuine oppression and terror into the lives of these gentlemen
What is the clitorial truth
Big Clit don't want you to know this
Organisation founded by Bill CLITon and Hillary CLITon
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU RUB IT AND IT FEELS GOOD?! 
Licking the Big Lie
The little like above the picture means this is a reply or continuation of a longer post lmao
when they came for the labia, I did nothing
Imagine telling on yourself like this
ive never had sex with someone that has a vagina but ive like, seen porn. the clitoris is right there. its literally visible. an undeniably present physical phenomena like the blue appearance of the daytime cloudless sky. is this guy trying to fool exclusively small children to make them annoying to everyone around them or what? or does he live somewhere that practices FGM as the norm? im honestly confused as to how this worldview could possibly develop. you'd have to resign to die on the hill of 'the ancient greeks knew better' before ever seeing porn or even a medical textbook.
Maybe it's a self fulfilling prophecy like, since everyone is hearing all the time that men can't find the clit, when men try to find it they are like "I've been told the clit is super hard to find, it can't be this very visible thing here".
I've never seen one in real life and every single video is edited 
It is a small target to hit at at a high rate of speed in a kinetic situation. It is not difficult in a true sense. It just requires skills practicing with my home equipment had not taught me to master.
Like, on my first encounter I didn't even know where anything was. It is physically in a diffrent spot than mine and I never realized.
Could’ve fooled me if you told me Ben Shapiro said this.
I'm the people's clitores strongest soldier 
Post-leftism and its consequences
The bit of all bits.
Anegdote time
Cis dude here. A few years ago, while out drinking with an old friend, also a cis man, he asked me if female orgasms are real. I am not some sex icon, but I've had a relationship going for a few years by that time (and still going on now, we're close to 10 years) so I guess he trusted my advice... And yeah, he had no idea what a clitoris was. Dude was in his late 20s and seemingly didn't even know his partners could have enjoyed sex, and only reason he cared this time around is because he hoped to continue seeing this woman long term. Fucking bizarre