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[-] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 107 points 11 months ago

Yeah because lactose intolerance is not an allergy. People with a milk allergy can also get anaphylaxis

[-] Zorque@kbin.social 65 points 11 months ago

What, you mean having diarrhea or gas isn't the same as having your airway close? Ridiculous.

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 23 points 11 months ago

The last time I drank a glass of milk before bed, I woke up wishing for the release of death, if that counts.

[-] madcaesar@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I'll allow it.

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

I'm lactose intolerant and I have a dairy allergy. Good times!

[-] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

I can imagine it would be hard to maintain lactose tolerance with a dairy allergy.

[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

My kid grew out of his dairy allergy, and now is lactose intolerant. He’s happy as can be that he can have real ice cream, and accepts the consequences, now that they’re not deadly

[-] Bgugi@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Lactose tolerance is the ability to process a particular sugar. Allergies are adverse reactions to specific proteins.

My guess is that most people (from lactose tolerant populations) with dairy allergies are probably lactose tolerant, it's just not useful to them.

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I was lactose intolerant first (and still am, probably), but yeah, definitely.

[-] Funkytom467@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

Well i'm allergic to my cat but i don't die, just suffer. So maybe i'm just catose intolerant.

(And yes i still pet her knowing i might have itchy eyes or skin.)

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago
[-] Bgugi@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago
[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I got lost somewhere in the instruction and my car dissolved?

[-] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 38 points 11 months ago

About two thirds of the world's population is lactose intolerant, on a global (not western) perspective, it's weird to be lactose tolerant.

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

i read somewhere that your race plays a big factor in if you become lactose intolerant. Pretty sure white people are the least likely to, I guess that's where our obsession with cheese comes from

[-] SmoothLiquidation@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

I think it’s the other way around. Our obsession with cheese has led to the lactose intolerant dying off.

[-] thisbenzingring 5 points 11 months ago

Most cheese does not have lactose in it, only cheap or fresh cheese does.

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

my gut would beg to differ. I'm lactose intolerant and if I have too much cheese of any kind my stomach hurts. I can have more of it than I can have milk but the effects are the same if I overindulge in cheese

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

hm, you could be right! seeing as one of the most common effects of triggering lactose intolerance is diarrhea which can easily lead to death if you don't have a source of clean water to keep yourself well hydrated

[-] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Indeed. Lactose tolerance is a powerful mutation. The rest of us should fear them for their superior genes.

Edit: Queue rocking 90s X-Men cartoon theme song.

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

I'm going to queue the gigachad theme because that's how I feel drinking whole milk straight from the jug.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago
[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

rocking 90s X-Men cartoon theme

Which one? US or Japan?

[-] Kittenstix@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I used to be lactose tolerant, 500 gallons of milk in my adolescence later I clear a room after a small glass.

[-] calavera@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Sorry for be Giga tolerant Chad

[-] dipshit@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

I think you mean:

lactose intolerant person farts plentifully

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 13 points 11 months ago

As an Indigenous Canadian who is lactose intolerant ..... I FART YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!

[-] thisbenzingring 12 points 11 months ago

I wish... its more like eating rocks and having them decide they want out before its the right time... Jailbreakin it during a fart!

[-] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

I'm extremely allergic to dust. DUST! It is everywhere. I feel really bad when people use the term "mouth breathers" because I'm literally a mouth breather. Fuck life, man.

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago

Canadian with pork (including bacon!) Intolerance. I feel your pain ... or something like it.

[-] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

me but with spicy food

my body may not be able to take it, but god damn ill die trying the best spicy food there

[-] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

Are any of these reversible?

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