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[-] Norgur@kbin.social 135 points 11 months ago

The number of skeletons inside of a human body is statistically greater than 1.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 29 points 11 months ago

Fuck, that's a good one

[-] ericbomb@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I like skull more, but both are great.

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[-] grue@lemmy.world 114 points 11 months ago

Of the ~100 billion humans who have ever lived, ~8 billion of them are still alive. Therefore, your chance of dying is only 92%, not 100%.

[-] Funkytom467@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Yeah but no one of them survived the ~~116th~~ 122th year.

[-] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago

These things are always subject to challenge but as I understand the oldest 'verified' person to have ever lived was 122 when they died.

[-] Funkytom467@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Ho yes you're right, just checked and that was Jeanne Calment.

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[-] Octopus1348@lemy.lol 5 points 11 months ago

Big (soft) brain moment

[-] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 11 months ago

Who knows, at some point we might figure out how to stop/reverse aging, so your chance of dying (in the foreseeable future) is not 100%, only very close to it

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 95 points 11 months ago

The average person has fewer than two legs.

[-] rotopenguin@infosec.pub 48 points 11 months ago

Some women have four legs. It's a temporary condition, but I gander that it's common enough to offset the amputees.

[-] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 36 points 11 months ago

What happens if I put my foot up your ass? Whose foot is it in this equation?

[-] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Depends, do you have control of it once it's in? If not, then it's probably still the other person's, they're just using you as a shoe.

[-] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

I've been told he's tight, so my foot will probably get numb due to the contractions.

[-] qaz@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Doesn’t matter, the total amount stays the same

[-] thurstylark@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago
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[-] tslnox@reddthat.com 2 points 11 months ago

Red Foreman's, obviously.

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[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I saw your dad last night and he also temporarily had four legs so I guess he helped offset the amputeess too

[-] Pistcow@lemm.ee 62 points 11 months ago

Unless there's a lot of dudes with 3 it really is less than 1 on average.

https://www.statista.com/statistics/737923/us-population-by-gender/

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 30 points 11 months ago

Shut up before we start talking about p values...

[-] qupada@kbin.social 68 points 11 months ago

p is stored in the balls...

[-] Pistcow@lemm.ee 15 points 11 months ago

Did you just assume my p-values!?

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 9 points 11 months ago

No, but I know what you LSmean

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago

Damn girl, your bell curves are statistically significant

[-] InputZero@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

Let's all calm down, and have some Chi at the square.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 38 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

4 out of 5 participants enjoy gang rape

[-] red_pigeon@lemm.ee 33 points 11 months ago

68% of statistical facts are incorrect, including this one

[-] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

They say 3 percent of the people use 5 to 6 percent of their brain, 97 percent use 3 percent and the rest goes down the drain

[-] Deello@lemm.ee 27 points 11 months ago

So in other words I'm above average

[-] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago

If we’re including all humans, the mean is likely below 1, the median is possibly 1 and possibly 0, and the mode is probably 0.

If we’re limiting to the male sex, then the mode and median are probably 2, and the mean somewhere between 1 and 2.

[-] Zatore@lemm.ee 14 points 11 months ago

I'm partially responsible for this stat

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 18 points 11 months ago
[-] Zatore@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

Ya, but I'm also why the number is less than two

[-] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

By being female or through loss?

Cuz I mean roughly half the population of the US has zero by default and they are included in this statistic. So for them you may also be part of why the number is greater than zero.

[-] nickhammes@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Or through parenting, perhaps?

If you personally have two, but have two kids with zero, you're responsible for lowering the average to one, or lower depending on how we account for your partner's contribution

[-] notoftenthat@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Unfortunate encounter with a Laplander.

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[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 months ago

In a few months I'll be doing my part to lower the average

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 8 points 11 months ago

best of luck with your lopemoffomy

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago

Somehow never heard that term before but I'm here for it

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago
[-] greencactus@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

I am doing my part!

[-] W3dd1e@programming.dev 7 points 11 months ago

For every snake on Earth, there is one snake dick. Half of all snakes are female.

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

He didn't dare talk to Razek about an average of one hand. Otherwise the medics would have been very busy.

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