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[–] Norgur@kbin.social 135 points 2 years ago (20 children)

The number of skeletons inside of a human body is statistically greater than 1.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 29 points 2 years ago

Fuck, that's a good one

[–] ericbomb@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I like skull more, but both are great.

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[–] grue@lemmy.world 114 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Of the ~100 billion humans who have ever lived, ~8 billion of them are still alive. Therefore, your chance of dying is only 92%, not 100%.

[–] Funkytom467@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Yeah but no one of them survived the ~~116th~~ 122th year.

[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

These things are always subject to challenge but as I understand the oldest 'verified' person to have ever lived was 122 when they died.

[–] Funkytom467@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Ho yes you're right, just checked and that was Jeanne Calment.

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[–] Octopus1348@lemy.lol 5 points 2 years ago

Big (soft) brain moment

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

Who knows, at some point we might figure out how to stop/reverse aging, so your chance of dying (in the foreseeable future) is not 100%, only very close to it

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 95 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The average person has fewer than two legs.

[–] rotopenguin@infosec.pub 48 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Some women have four legs. It's a temporary condition, but I gander that it's common enough to offset the amputees.

[–] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago (5 children)

What happens if I put my foot up your ass? Whose foot is it in this equation?

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Depends, do you have control of it once it's in? If not, then it's probably still the other person's, they're just using you as a shoe.

[–] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I've been told he's tight, so my foot will probably get numb due to the contractions.

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Doesn’t matter, the total amount stays the same

[–] thurstylark@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] tslnox@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago

Red Foreman's, obviously.

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[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I saw your dad last night and he also temporarily had four legs so I guess he helped offset the amputeess too

[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 62 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Unless there's a lot of dudes with 3 it really is less than 1 on average.

https://www.statista.com/statistics/737923/us-population-by-gender/

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Shut up before we start talking about p values...

[–] qupada@kbin.social 68 points 2 years ago

p is stored in the balls...

[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Did you just assume my p-values!?

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

No, but I know what you LSmean

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago

Damn girl, your bell curves are statistically significant

[–] InputZero@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Let's all calm down, and have some Chi at the square.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

4 out of 5 participants enjoy gang rape

[–] red_pigeon@lemm.ee 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

68% of statistical facts are incorrect, including this one

[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

They say 3 percent of the people use 5 to 6 percent of their brain, 97 percent use 3 percent and the rest goes down the drain

[–] Deello@lemm.ee 27 points 2 years ago

So in other words I'm above average

[–] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

If we’re including all humans, the mean is likely below 1, the median is possibly 1 and possibly 0, and the mode is probably 0.

If we’re limiting to the male sex, then the mode and median are probably 2, and the mean somewhere between 1 and 2.

[–] Zatore@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm partially responsible for this stat

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Zatore@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Ya, but I'm also why the number is less than two

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

By being female or through loss?

Cuz I mean roughly half the population of the US has zero by default and they are included in this statistic. So for them you may also be part of why the number is greater than zero.

[–] nickhammes@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Or through parenting, perhaps?

If you personally have two, but have two kids with zero, you're responsible for lowering the average to one, or lower depending on how we account for your partner's contribution

[–] notoftenthat@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Unfortunate encounter with a Laplander.

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[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

In a few months I'll be doing my part to lower the average

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

best of luck with your lopemoffomy

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Somehow never heard that term before but I'm here for it

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
[–] greencactus@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I am doing my part!

[–] W3dd1e@programming.dev 7 points 2 years ago

For every snake on Earth, there is one snake dick. Half of all snakes are female.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

He didn't dare talk to Razek about an average of one hand. Otherwise the medics would have been very busy.

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