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[-] CoolYori@hexbear.net 37 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The trick to not being cringe is to deny its an actual thing. Cringe culture is basically about punching down, and if people use it against me so be it. They are bullies anyway and I dont have time for that. I just turned 39 and do you know what I bought myself for my birthday? Some fucking Pikachu crocs:

They also had some light up motion sensitive Pikachu croc charms that i have added to the backstrap so when I walk I complete the I'm 10 and love Pokemon look. I wear mostly t-shirts with ether Trains, Brony shit, Pikachu, or some other furry crap on it. I have super limited interests when it comes to my fashion and no motherfucker is gonna stand in my way.

And do you know what I get mostly from people when they see me confidently wearing my fit? They love it and complement me on it and even if they are doing it sarcastically its not like my autistic ass is gonna understand.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The trick is to be so vain that you couldn't even imagine caring what other people think because what would they even be able to say to you, a walking god of drip and fashion?

Also where did you get the crocs they are cool af?

[-] CoolYori@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

That is another good way to put it hahaha

They were an official Crocs X Pokemon collab, and sadly they are all gone. They had a bunch of charms come out and also a bunch of different Croc types that are still up. I am sort of dialed into the news stream for Crocs because they are the only shoe that really works for me sensory wise. When I have extra bad days it helps conserve spoons when they are limited in number if you catch my drift. Every little bit helps in the name of beating back meltdowns.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

Word. I totally understand. Every little bit of comfort and stability you can get is worth it.

[-] roux@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

Unfathomly based

[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

This is the way mandela

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

Special interest fashion goes hard.

[-] CoolYori@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

You called it, I usually have to tell people that no I do not wear the same shirt more than one day in a row. I just have five of the same Rainbow Dash shirt and for the next five days I need to feel 20% cooler.

[-] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

Now you just need to get some croc-nuts and you'll be gucci

[-] CoolYori@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

That's a fun idea, but I think if I was keeping with what I like it would probably be one of the Pikachu tail and ears I see on etsy.

But I am a clumsy person and they would probably get me hooked on something and lose em badeline-heh

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 24 points 9 months ago

Cringe is the mind prison, embracing it is the only way to transcend

[-] TheDeed@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

No. I love Casio. I rock the Osama Bin Laden watch myself

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[-] axont@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Heather from Silent Hill 3 wears a gshock and this is the reason I wanted one in high school

[-] buh@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

Gotta wait til your 40 for that level of drip

[-] roux@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

If wearing a GShock is cringe, I don't wanna be not-cringe.

If you are seriously asking tho and don't do a lot of outdoors stuff, opt for an atomic model because it's cool as fuck but don't bother with solar. The idea is neat but I have to toss my in the window every couple of months for a few days to charge. It's supposed to charge from ambient light but it's not great.

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

don't bother with solar

The funny part of these is that they still need to have a rechargeable battery replaced eventually, just like the normal quartz watches.

[-] roux@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

I totally even knew that going in but was like replace it in 8 years or 10 like it's some sort of fiscal big brain decision.

The biggest fuck is that my cheap ass Casio from Walmart that can't keep time worth a shit without fixing it once a week is 10x more comfy to wear. I type on a keyboard that doesn't have a case so I can rest my palms in my deskmat and with that watch on you can't even tell it's there but with the Sqaure I can feel it pressing into my wrist just enough to bug me.

[-] Melina@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

I want the ones that look big

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[-] abc@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

if 80 year olds can wear apple watches you can wear the gshock

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

While people are sort of right about how life's too short to be worried about cringe, cringe does definitely exist, and people will always unfortunately judge you for things.

If you're a self conscious person, but you're happy with the way you're experiencing life, then continue to live life in a way that you're comfortable. I'm confident, but I'm also quite self conscious, and on the whole enjoy being quiet and humble, watching the world go by. I like to blend into my city's mid toned navy, brown, green and grey colour palette. As such, and I don't mean this as an insult, I personally would not be most comfortable wearing such a brightly coloured (garish, perhaps) watch, nor the Pikachu crocs somebody posted.

It really depends what vibe you're trying to put across. Fashion can be a signifier of interests and subcultures. I could probably sort my workplace by fashion and it would directly correlate friendship groups, music taste, and so on, without anyone of them really intending on wearing a group signifier. This G-Shock watch, I am sorry to say, by my harshest judgment, could be sorted into the harry potter/funko pop adult fashion category.

At the end of the day it's about how you want to be seen, and what makes you happiest to wear. But to be frank, yes, a big red G-Shock could be considered cringe to those who are cringe-inclined. To those who aren't cringe-inclined, it's just a big fun colourful watch. One can only respect the boldness.

[-] usa_suxxx@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

You're too old to worry about being cringe. You're not a candidate for cool anymore. Sorry.

[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

buying any type of watch is cringe under any circumstances

Death to America

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[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

Love the deep red. Needs some yellow hammer and sickle hands.

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

The people's watch is deepest red.

[-] BovineUniversity@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

you shouldn't not buy because it would be cringe, you should not buy because that watch looks like shit

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

Can the watch survive g-shock forces? Can you dive underwater with it?

[-] Melina@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

My father beat me “to an inch of my life” after I asked to wear his g shock but forgot and got in my cousins pool and the battery reacted with the clourine in the water

[-] material_delinquent@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

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[-] CrushKillDestroySwag@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

Buying things is always cringe, you might as well buy what you like and not worry about others' opinions.

[-] Melina@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

So do I buy the piece of shit or not

I don’t get what you’re saying

[-] CrushKillDestroySwag@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

(I'm saying if you like it then buy it)

[-] Melina@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

Yeah but I’m gonna be 39 and it looks like a beyblade

[-] CrushKillDestroySwag@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

But who cares if you like it?

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[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Buddy, New Balances and other chunky dad shoes are trendy streetwear items now. Wear a g-shock, lord knows it’ll become a fashion statement in a couple years. I plan on getting a Casio world time.

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[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

Part of growing up is realizing that there are worse things to be than cringe

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

Did you check out japan only g shock watches?

It's only a google image search. I'm sure there are sites dedicated to Japan only stuff.

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Ninja edit

Any G-shock watches you can only find in Japan? : gshock

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[-] BlueMagaChud@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

nah, just get the biggest one you can find, like make sure you can't even reach your hand into a standard mailbox

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[-] envis10n@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

I have a gshock. Lol. It's my favorite watch, though the illumination doesn't work since I took it apart and put it back together.

[-] Melina@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

Maybe you got chlorine in it

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[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

Just buy it if you like it, and if someone says they think it's cringe, tell them to piss off and mind their own business.

[-] kuadhual@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

I think as you get older you should be more secure about your self and shouldn't bother about what other people think as long as it does not bother other people.

Well, if you work somewhere, you should comply with your workplace's dress code.

I'm way pass 40 and currently I am wearing a smart watch with an orange strap and Goofy watch face.

[-] Melina@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

I judge people too much and it’s projection because I hate myself

[-] Yurt_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

Buying a rolex is cringe, gshock is for the cool kids

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

I didn't realize these were really fancy watches. It looks cool why would it be cringe?

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago
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