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[-] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 58 points 1 year ago
[-] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 year ago
[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

"tastes great, less filling"

[-] MTK@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago

Not gonna fall for this one!

Nice try data collecting bots!

I'll go back to my home in Ramenshire, thank you.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

"I am a Ramen from Ram's End. We don't take 'quick surveys'!"

[-] glibg10b@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago

Roastedpotatoshire

[-] vexikron@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Pizzashire.

Eeeeyyhh oooh eeeyyy look at this faguzi, drinkin his tea /pinky gripped/ like its gonna get away from you or somethin'.

Now come, come, over here and tell me what you think of this blood pudding and beans pizza.

What? Yeah, seriously. Its very important you tell me, I've been working on this recipe for months now.

Ahh, ahh, yeah, whatchu think, how is it?

(Then an Anglican hit squad bursts through the door, surprise this is somehow a movie about a Catholic Italian Mafia family in hiding that made one too many somewhat stereotypical enemies.)

EDIT: To the single person who has downvoted this: Dont worry, its ok, Im of Italian heritage and a good number of us think these stereotypes are hilarious.

[-] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Crikey! This billabong is full of beany-doos! (wait, what's an Anglican again?)

[-] vexikron@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I am extremely tempted to make a dingo ate my baby joke, but in fairness many of the Australians Ive known actually do find that offensive, so I wont.

Anglicans are a... sort.of a branch of English Christianity founded when an an English King wanted to divorce wife, but the Pope would not authorize this.

His solution was to basically tell the Pope and all of Catholicism to get rekt, and he basically founded his own religion by splitting Christianity away from Catholicism, naming this Anglicism or the Anglican Church, and this new branch of Christianity he basically created allowed him to divorce his wife.

Then there were like hundreds of years of wars and basically what we would now todag call domestic terrorism between various versions of Christianity in and around England.

[-] Shirasho@lemmings.world 10 points 1 year ago

Oh look, another social engineering scam passing itself off as a meme.

I hate to be that guy, but this is exactly how people crack into your accounts. These scams are aimed at getting information that can be used to crack security questions for account recovery.

Please do yourself a favor. Next time you see these images please do not interact with them.

[-] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 14 points 1 year ago

I can't tell if you're joking or not

[-] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago

Bloody 'ell! I've been caught red-handed! With me trousers round me ankles! Be a good lad and write your full name and address so we can send you some warm ale by way of apology.

[-] db2@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I'll just give you my password, it's ********.

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago

That's the combination to my luggage!

[-] watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago

I didn’t know that it get censored, let me try. hunter2

[-] DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Is it hunter2? Looks like hunter2.

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[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Only works if you tell the truth.

[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

And have a consistent, unchanging favorite food that you use for security questions.

Today my favorite food is cheesecake. Tomorrow it might be bagels. It’s definitely nothing I’ve ever used for a security question.

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[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago
[-] Maven@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

If you say this in a British accent it sounds like it could be a real place.

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

"Aughtcoomsure"

[-] bane_killgrind@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago
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[-] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Dear sirs and madams, I invite you all to visit the esteemed semmelknödelshire, why its right next to burgershire in fact!

[-] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

This does not work good with German Food ._.

Wurstgulasch-shire is not a place where I want to be. Ever.

[-] GewoehnlicherHamster@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

Oh well, maybe we could meet at Dönershire or Schweinshaxenmitkloßshire then?

[-] Skua@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

> English manor
> Haggisshire

wait

[-] sploosh@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Bootyshire.

[-] Fades@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Burritoshire? sounds lovely, just barely beating out Pastashire

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Pasta party tonight at Spaghettishire, everyone's invited!

[-] keefshape@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Butterchickenshire, ahoy!

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Sandwichshire?

Okrashire?

Cheeseshire? Oh, Quesoshire.

[-] db2@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

IDK, maybe Sushishire? That sounds dumb. Let's go with Lagershire.

[-] mostNONheinous@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

“Sushire”

Assshire? Seems like a lot of "s"s.

[-] Klear@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Chicken paprikashire.

[-] davidgro@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Sugarshire

Almost sounds legit.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Mexican Shire doesn't have much of a ring to it, now does it? :(

[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Burritoshire, yes. Burritos as far as the eye can see, hmmmm quite delectable.

[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[-] Fridgeratr@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Sushishire? Hmmm

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Bulgogishire has a nice ring to it.

[-] Yokozuna@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Now I want to eat Korean BBQ till I hate myself and pass out in the car ride home.

[-] psion1369@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Cheap Mac and Cheese shire. Nope, doesn't work.

[-] shottymcb@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Kraftshire? East Kraftdinnershire?

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[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Circusanimalshire

[-] squiblet@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

salsashire... tamaleshire?

[-] itsonlygeorge@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago
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