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[-] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 135 points 7 months ago

1994: If you don't straighten up and take your education seriously you're gonna end up living in a van down by the river!

2024: If you don't straighten up and take your education seriously you'll never be able to afford to live in a van down by the river!

[-] captainjaneway@lemmy.world 52 points 7 months ago

2044: if you don't straighten up and take your mining operation seriously, you'll never be able to afford middle school.

[-] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 40 points 7 months ago

2064: If you don't fight in the water wars, you aren't entitled to your daily rations of water.

[-] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 31 points 7 months ago

2164: If you don't endure the bottomless despair of unfathomable suffering, you will never be permitted to endure the bottomless despair of somewhat fathomable suffering.

[-] SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago

Service guarantees citizenship!!?!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Would you like to know more?

[-] anarchy79@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago
[-] booleT@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

2054: if you don't straighten up and take your education seriously, you'll never be able to afford to live

[-] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 8 points 7 months ago

You're behind on your oxygen bill again. If you don't pay by next week your nose and mouth will be sown shut.

[-] GentlemanLoser@ttrpg.network 82 points 7 months ago

Kentucky is currently making "unlawful camping" punishable by death now at the hands of the land owners so double check where the bog is

[-] anarchy79@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

Is there literally any "unowned land" left on the planet?

[-] Magnetar@feddit.de 6 points 7 months ago

Depends on what you mean exactly. In many countries including the USA there is land that's not owned by any private person, but the state. Not claimed by any entity is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terra_nullius

[-] anarchy79@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Same thing, effectively. Funny enough that land was grabbed back in the 1600's based on very flimsy rhetoric about how just claiming land for yourself was a god given right for all human beings and that it would solve all problems by free market principles (which were not yet formalized but would soon be, specifically based on said rhetoric).

We were fucked by hobby philosophers hundreds of years ago. Don't come tell me a philosophy degree is worthless.

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[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 12 points 7 months ago

As in the landowner can just shoot them right there?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Yes, but it's a bill that has been introduced. It hasn't even been voted on yet.

[-] GentlemanLoser@ttrpg.network 8 points 7 months ago

Yeah, I didn't do a great job phrasing it. "Currently" is doing a lot of lifting there.

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[-] crashoverride@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

The whole concept of trespassing on " private property" is bullshit anyway.

[-] VinnieFarsheds@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Sounds cool in some utopian parallel universe, but as long as there are people willing to take advantage of others it's not going to work in the real world. Imagine putting a lot of work in your garden and some random crazy person puts up a camping tent in it because they don't believe in private property? Just get out in 5 minutes or I'll call the cops.

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[-] raynethackery@lemmy.world 44 points 7 months ago

My nephew wants me to move to Tennessee. I'm a gay man that lives in New England. Just for laughs I looked at rents in his area. They are exactly the same as what I am paying now for a 1 bedroom. Not going to happen.

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[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 7 months ago

The flip side of the coin are people who tell me to "just move" away from my ass-backwards little shithole to a more progressive area. Like sure, I'd love to live in the city, let me just quit my job and reach into my suitcase full of gold bars...

[-] anarchy79@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Wait... The free market, capitalism, it was all a lie?

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[-] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 38 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

City vs. Country

Red vs. Blue

Type A vs. Work to Live

Homed vs. Homeless

White collar vs. Blue collar

Etc

It's a shame the divide and conquer routine works so well.

Keep the peasants hating and rooting against one another so hard, they never look up at their common enemy. Credit where it's due, insatiably greedy owner class, you have us dead to rights. You keep us so busy working and hating one another, we'll never organize against your tiny population of manipulators betraying your own species and turning it into your personal livestock.

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 38 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England!"

[-] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 7 months ago

One day, lad, this will all be yours.

[-] uid0gid0@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago
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[-] Epzillon@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago

Become the man of the bog. The one who occupies the swamp. Only then are you truly free.

[-] anarchy79@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

I genuinely believe this is true.

[-] nodsocket@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?

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[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 19 points 7 months ago

Why is there an HOA in me swamp 🧌

[-] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

Shrek’s kids moved out so now he has nothing better to do

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[-] frickineh@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

Listen, show me where to find WFB jobs, and I'm there. Bog life!

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 12 points 7 months ago

Seriously... I'd kill for a WFB job, even a WFF job but no one seems to want to build businesses out in the forest either...

Joking aside, it's literally why I can't move out of my HCOL area... The affordable places are affordable because they're summer homes/winter getaways... There's no work near them whatsoever. :/

[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 6 points 7 months ago

I've had WFB jobs for the last decade or so. It's super nice. You know those meetings where they have way too many people in a conference room and it's after lunch so you smell everyone's hot breath while some VP's jerk each other off? Those are much nicer from the seat of a riding lawn mower with a beer in hand.

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[-] doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 17 points 7 months ago

Honestly, groceries are pretty much the same price or higher in rural areas and you'll be spending a lot of money driving around. Might get some cheap rent, though, if you'd rather rely completely on online shipping for anything other than the absolute basic resources than live a life of convenience and opportunity.

[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 14 points 7 months ago

I’ve lived in a bog. It’s rather nice, actually

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago
[-] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

They might be one of the Cranberries…

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[-] dotslashme@infosec.pub 10 points 7 months ago

Checks available listings: Ah yes, bog witch it is

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[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 6 points 7 months ago

Brought to you by the ones who also made the statement "Hey, is that MY air you were breathing there?" :-|

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