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Breadtube if it didn't suck.

Post videos you genuinely enjoy and want to share, duh. Celebrate the diversity of interests shared by chapochatters by posting a deep dive into Venetian kelp farming, I dunno. Also media criticism, bite-sized versions of left-wing theory, all the stuff you expected. But I am curious about that kelp farming thing now that you mentioned it.

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[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

Did they get his cum though?! 💉hamas-base

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

it's a very concise video (as are all of his), but the syringe really undersells the whole prostate electro-stimming aspect of the procedure a bit

[–] Magician@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who extracts the extractors?

[–] RonPaulyShore@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

the world sits on the back of a cum extractor, and that cum extractor sits on another, larger cum extractor, and then it's simply cum extractors all the way down.

a cum tribute, if you will

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

Imagine finding a dead person and your first thought is "quick get his cum"

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Does it have a name like the Hannibal doctrine or iron sword? Operation Protective Surge? Operation Come Gather... idk, someone workshop this with me

[–] estii@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This probably vibes the most out of every name suggested. Good job

[–] estii@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

thanks comrade you set it up real good

[–] Graphite22@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Operation Lost Swimmer

Operation Goon Squad

Operation Sperm Whale

Operation Healthy Diet

Operation Overspill

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

It's got to be really hamfisted in the naming. Lazarus Offspring Protocol or something like that.

Chromosome Utilization Mission ( C.U.M.) Force

Seed Shepherds

Genetic Rescue Squad

Operation Nocturnal Mission? (got it from Wolfenstein 3-D)

[–] Magician@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Operation Cumbo Drop

Operation White Rider

Operation White Swallow

Operation Nut Eater

Operation Ivory Poacher

[–] ProfessorAdonisCnut@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Operation Cum-Pit of Jericho

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Producers of machines for forced sperm extraction are finally like

stonks-up

[–] TheCaconym@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

They were already making a killing through the mass abuse and torture of cows worldwide

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

This guys videos fucking rip

[–] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

My heart goes out to all the IDF sperm they accidentally swallowed during recovery. rat-salute-2

[–] UltraGreen@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's this kind of in your face nazism that's so insane to see. 100% the Germans would have done this (maybe they did, I'm not a cum extraction aficionado) if they could.

[–] ProfessorAdonisCnut@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

They had all kinds of zany breeding program ideas, but freezing sperm wasn't technologically possible

[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

~~The comically large syringe is funny, but the truth - shoving a taser up their asses to give them a prostate orgasm - is even funnier.~~

I looked it up, sorry, they indeed use comically large syringes.

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

shoving a taser up their asses to give them a prostate orgasm

kitsupogi please tell me this is how they actually do it

[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Okay, now that i looked it up, they dont, they drain the balls :(

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

MRW my balls get retrieved for my family after I get got by a 45 year old mechanic with a mac 10 nicholson-yes

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

We, the woke moralist community would like to humbly request a truce with Jordan Peterson to stop this cock-milking nonsense.

[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I ROARED HOLY SHIT

[–] ComradeLove@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

The correct spelling is spermbp

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Started to find that guy a lot more sus after I discovered his LinkedIn profile