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[-] GenderNeutralBro 94 points 11 months ago

Don't hang up. Instead, enable airplane mode for increased verisimilitude.

[-] ledditor@lemmy.world 32 points 11 months ago

Thanks for showing me a new word! “Verisimilitude” seems useful.

[-] khannie@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago

For those like me.....

noun: The quality of appearing to be true or real. synonym: truth.

Context implied it but still....Nice word!

[-] GenderNeutralBro 16 points 11 months ago

I'm glad you like it! I like how it's made up of three common and easily-identifiable components: it uses the same root as verify meaning true, the same root as similar meaning "like", with tude being a common suffix like -ness. Basically "true-likeness".

https://www.etymonline.com/word/*were-o-
https://www.etymonline.com/word/*sem-#etymonline_v_52581
https://www.etymonline.com/word/-tude#etymonline_v_18793

[-] lemonadebunny@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago

There really needs to be a word of the day community on here!

[-] outadoc@beehaw.org 6 points 11 months ago

Just keep your phone permanently in airplane mode; problem fixed.

[-] DucktorZee@lemmy.world 58 points 11 months ago

I would try this and say "I'm about to die" by accident and then spend five minutes explaining the mistake and five days thinking about it. No thanks,.

[-] Uprise42@kbin.social 45 points 11 months ago

Tried this at work the other day. Apparently this doesn’t work in call centers… anyone hiring?

[-] storm@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

"My wireless bluetooth headset is about to die..."

[-] simplify@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Look for those "call before you dig" signs, then do the opposite.

[-] AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 42 points 11 months ago

Where are the rest of the tips? Asking for a friend.

[-] unagi@feddit.nl 29 points 11 months ago

My phone’s about to die, but I’ll start typing the rest of the tips for your friend:

  • Never, in ANY circumstance
[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 25 points 11 months ago

Here's one, set an alarm to go off in the middle of a date, pretend it's a phone call and if the date is going badly "take the call" and say you've got to leave. I could say my roommate has forgot their keys and accidentally locked themselves out for example.

[-] annoyed_onion@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

I'll wait with you in awkward silence.

[-] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 20 points 11 months ago

Never start a phone call.

[-] Ascend910@lemmy.ml 25 points 11 months ago

And don't just press the red button. Turn on airplane mode so it says connection timeout instead of call ended.

[-] simplify@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

How about throwing it into a faraday cage? Like the bags used for those transponders for tolls, or wrap it in foil... Or just mute the phone and ignore it.

Thank you Skeletor!

[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I believe the phone does hang up the active call as part of its shutdown routine though. So getting a hangup message is still in line with that.

[-] itspcp@lemmy.ml 21 points 11 months ago

Skeletor is always there for us. Thank you, Skeletor! 💯 🙏

[-] leonbringeroffuego@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

Unless they have you on the Find My app with an iPhone then they can see your battery.

[-] SilentStorms@lemmy.ca 35 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

iPhone users' brains work different

Why would you willingly let someone else track you?

[-] Beeps@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

If you are a cellphone user I have bad news for you

[-] Technoguyfication@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

Not understanding why someone would give their family and friends access to their location in case of an emergency really is a peak internet moment

[-] SilentStorms@lemmy.ca 22 points 11 months ago

I can understand turning it on if you're doing something like going backcountry hiking by yourself, and turning it off when you're back.

But leaving it on all the time so people I know can open an app and see where I am at any given moment? That's creepy as fuck. There are people in my life who I trust, and care about me, but that's still creepy as fuck.

[-] Technoguyfication@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago

I’m glad you’re able to predict when an emergency might happen and then your location on in advance. Most people don’t have this superpower.

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[-] Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago

You are a shit introvert if you are letting people track your phone. Start listening to Skeletor more.

[-] 001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 11 months ago

Haha Find My Network goes [Turned Off]

[-] bearfootbees@lemmy.ca 14 points 11 months ago

IM SO HAPPY SKELETOR MADE IT TO LENNY SAFE AND SOUND!!! AND IT'S BACK! made my day

[-] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago

"My phones is about to di..." click

[-] peyotecosmico@programming.dev 11 points 11 months ago

My phone is about to d

[-] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 10 points 11 months ago

This is less introvert and more "crippling anxiety".

[-] HeavenAndHell@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

or you can just not answer to begin with??

[-] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 4 points 11 months ago

Well, you have to answer to make sure that nobody died; otherwise, if you let it go to voicemail, then you just sit and wait to see if a message is left, and then oh shit, they did. Now, I'm going through the 2 fucking minutes it seems to take to get to my voicemail, my heart pounding, oh God, what happened? And then it's just a robot trying to reach me about my car's extended insurance.

(End scene)

[-] Rootiest@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

That's horrific.

Do your device not do voicemail transcripts?

I only listen to a voicemail is the transcript is so bad it's unreadable, which hasn't happened in a very long time

[-] jungekatz@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago
[-] ndguardian@lemmy.studio 7 points 11 months ago

I would like to subscribe to Skeletor, please!

[-] 001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 months ago

Legend has it that someone's phone is still "about to die" to this day

[-] ghariksforge@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

This is actually pretty useful. Thanks!

[-] Uno@monyet.cc 4 points 11 months ago

This tip only works if you have an iPhone, if you own an android they will know you are lying

[-] WindInTrees@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago
[-] Ultra980@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Android at 1% lasts more than iOS at 1%.

(It's a meme, but it's kind of true)

[-] ReakDuck@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

Except the person writes you on Signal after the call and he gets two approved marks

[-] TheRedSpade@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Who leaves read receipts on?

[-] Simbomba@feddit.de 2 points 11 months ago

I just take up calls I want to take Checkmate

[-] Broadwayqtpi@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Same! (I don’t answer my phone)

[-] MaxVoltage@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago
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