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I guess they'll just print verbatim whatever candidate statement is sent in no matter how crackpot. This is from the official state voter information guide btw. This is the only statement with the disclaimer at the top. Nice of them to post their phone number and email tho

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[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

I think the odds of this guy winning anything other than a prison sentence are very low.

[–] CDommunist@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Pride? In my Sodomy? It's more likely than you think

[–] VHS@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] VHS@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

HarrisIsAHouseNegro[dot]org

you can't be talking like that white racist

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In the US, the mentally ill are either locked inside some asylum and subjected to horrific abuse, thrown onto the streets to fend for themselves, or allowed to decorate their car with 500 bumper stickers of fetuses and bible quotes and share a bunch of mid-2000s styled conspiracy websites that worsens their psyche

[–] regul@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

He's definitely going downhill. Here's his candidate statement from 2018: (CW: transphobia) https://ebcitizencom.files.wordpress.com/2018/05/f0c0d-grundmann2bballot2bstmt.jpg

[–] regul@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

The best thing about being a registered voter in California was definitely the unhinged candidate statements.

There's always some bangers in there.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

back in my day the Time Cube style crank was the norm instead of the exception sicko-wistful

[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Arrest Biden

Stop NATO

anakin-padme-2

the rest

anakin-padme-4

[–] Nationalgoatism@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

(Instantly recognizes writing style)

Oh, he's back again, and now focused on LGBT people

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wonder what he looks like. With no photo submitted he could look like anything. He could be an old white guy with thinning hair or a handsome young latino with a ponytail. There's just no way to tell!

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I looked him up. You were right with your first guess.

Literally a doppelganger for biden-alert holy shit

His website is the most concentrated brainworms you will ever see. I'm not going to link it because there's an actual picture from the 30s or 40s of several black men being lynched (which he uses to attack Planned Parenthood). Dude is extremely unhinged.

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who could have guessed? It was honestly 50-50 between this and the latino with the ponytail.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

I was going to go with middle aged Korean lady but that was a close second.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

This guy looks like a Peter Davidson era Doctor Who villain

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I want to know more about iamadomesticterrorist.org but I don't want to visit iamadomesticterrorist.org.

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Just use Tor! /j

[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

someone who knows how to do that safely do that and tell us please

[–] wopazoo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

the only archive.org capture of the site is just a domain parking page

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Universal Soul Poison is a good name for an album

[–] robinn_IV@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Don Grundmann, a chiropractor [emphasis mine] from the Bay Area[...] “You pulled the race card to pull in attacks against us, to justify attacks against us in that park, and when they come you're going to turn right around and say we deserved it. We haven't done anything, we’re a totally peaceful racist group" [source]

Also how is it "turning right around" to justify attacks against someone and then say they deserved those attacks? That's completely consistent.

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What does the anal flag look like and why does this guy want to display it in schools?

[–] sammer510@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

It's just the E Pluribus Anus flag from Community

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

I keep misreading that as "Deep Fry Pastry Sirhan" and I'm losing my mind

[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I remember those voter guides. They weren’t stupid enough to print candidate statements back then.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 year ago

This is actually super helpful. Where I live you have to fucking search Facebook posts of candidates to find the crazies. And a lot of them have figured that out and hide their shit. Other than stalking them at meetings we have no news that publishes anything useful about most of them if they aren’t already in office (if at all).

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Lol, they taught a sheep how to type.

Average normie.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

More like Don J. Grundlemann.

EDIT: someone smarter than me explain what should actually be done with the federal reserve

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Tell me more about this seal border wholesome

[–] sempersigh@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I guess they'll just print verbatim whatever candidate statement is sent in no matter how crackpot.

Every single one of you living in California is obligated to shitpost your way into office

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Francis E. Dec????