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submitted 6 months ago by MicroWave@lemmy.world to c/news@lemmy.world

A convoy of vehicles headed to Texas, organized by a group called "Take Our Border Back," has had a chaotic start, including slashed tires and a stranded participant, according to WIRED.

Organizers of the convoy, one of whom described it as "God's army," per Vice, had aspirations of mobilizing tens of thousands of trucks to stop migrants from crossing the Texas-Mexico border into the US.

But despite an influx of donations, plenty of media attention, and a growing social media following, things haven't gone exactly to plan.

According to WIRED, it all started to go wrong even before the convoy had set off.

Some attendees woke up to find the tires of their cars slashed outside a hotel they'd been staying at, one of the convoy's live-streamers said, per WIRED.

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[-] dhork@lemmy.world 170 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I wonder what kind of jobs these chuckleheads have that they can just skip work for a week-long LARP. No wonder they are afraid of immigrants, immigrants work harder than these losers.

[-] 800XL@lemmy.world 23 points 6 months ago

They don't. They collect unemployment and/or disability from the government. Such entitled snowflakes.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 91 points 6 months ago

This has already been posted, but I have to share the part of this article that made me laugh the hardest, which would be at the end of this paragraph:

Almost immediately, one of the vehicles in the convoy got lost, according to messages posted in the Zello walkie-talkie app that the group is using to communicate while on the road. Later, when the convoy linked up to discuss evening plans, the meeting quickly descended into an argument about where they were going to be staying. Even trying to meet up at a gas station was difficult: Due to the size of a Buc-ee’s in South Carolina, convoy members couldn’t locate each other.

[-] FrostyTrichs@lemmy.world 37 points 6 months ago

So it's a.... Convoy of Babel?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 66 points 6 months ago

Considering it started with a prayer for guidance and they immediately got lost, I supposed the idea that they angered a vengeful god wouldn't be too out there...

[-] notannpc@lemmy.world 52 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Sounds like this was part of gods plan 😂

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 20 points 6 months ago

Thoughts and prayers

[-] aew360@lemm.ee 43 points 6 months ago

Well they’re Republicans. The closer they get to actually having to put their words into actions, they freak the fuck out because they know it’ll be nothing but a disaster. They’re probably slashing their own tires and blaming Antifa

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

Could be, though I do really hope that this was locals fucking up their plan.

[-] Hairyblue@kbin.social 39 points 6 months ago

Looking at this, seems like God is against them.

But I am an Atheist. Maybe God treats his followers like this...for fun?

[-] girlfreddy@lemmy.ca 34 points 6 months ago
[-] IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

I need a Deadwood rewatch.

[-] girlfreddy@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago

In the middle of that myself. :)

[-] IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago
[-] girlfreddy@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago

Seen it about 20 times and it just gets better and better with every watch. :)

[-] IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

It’s the best written TV show I’ve seen. Milch doesn’t get the credit he deserves.

[-] girlfreddy@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 months ago

True. I'm still pissed at HBO blowing off a season 4 in the way they did.

My 2 favs are Deadwood and The Wire. Both are just top notch shows.

[-] negativenull@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Job enters the chat

[-] Lath@kbin.social 28 points 6 months ago

It's them FBI agents who slashed those tires! Darn federal gubrnment!!!

[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 36 points 6 months ago

Taylor Swift did it, I saw her!

[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 7 points 6 months ago

The highly organized and massive population of the TSFC (Taylor swift fan club) coordinated this attack via discord and TikTok.

[-] AbidanYre@lemmy.world 21 points 6 months ago

Are we sure the tires were really slashed in the first place? They don't have a good track record on that.

https://www.boredpanda.com/fake-slashed-tire-tweet-laura-loomer/

[-] Zahille7@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Lol goddamn.

[-] llamapants@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

This reminds me of the convoy of "protesters" a couple of years ago in Ottawa, except those idiots actually made it to their destination..

[-] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 6 months ago

I'm guessing they slashed their own tires so they could post that someone was out to get them. Even though nobody cares enough about them to actually do that.

[-] Misconduct@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

I'm fine with it either way because at the end of the day they look stupid and they still have to pay for the tires

[-] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 months ago

I've always wondered how slashing tires works. In my mind it's like a balloon that pops, sending the knife flying into my eye or something.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Normal car tires it just deflates really really fast. You can seriously fuck yourself up going after a semi though. There's a video of a dude in China who tried that. He got blown back several feet, his arm of his jacket was in tatters, and he was bleeding like crazy.

[-] TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

You kinda gotta poke and make a mark and then cut horizontally. The sidewalls of the tire are easier to get through. Also stand back because the air pressure can still fuck you up a bit, especially larger car and truck tires.

[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Anyone who can afford to go on a "save the boarders" escapade (which is purely political grand standing) and not have it disrupt their entire life making them essentially homeless... does not represent me.

[-] alekwithak@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

And anyone actively blocking poor migrants from getting help is not "gods army" they're fucking psychos.

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world -1 points 6 months ago

Sounds about what I expect from religion

[-] madcaesar@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

I'm always wondering how these whackjobs are able to sustain this shit? Are they taking the little vacation the get to do this shit? Or are they on unemployment? Absolutely bananas.

[-] tb_@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Oh yeah but let me tell you about those welfare queens abusing all of my taxes.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Borders*

I'd be fine with saving boarders, they don't have anywhere else to stay.

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

How exactly the convoy plans to confront migrants at the border and stop them from entering the US remains unclear.

Well, I assume that those nut jobs are carrying an arsenal "just because they can". So they should be treated as armed and dangerous criminals once the shit hits the fan.

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