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The other way around is just a seahorse
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In your picture the Minotaur has hooves.
a mythical creature portrayed during classical antiquity with the head and tail of a bull and the body of a man
You either have to accept (by your definition) a Hoove or by wikipedia at least a Tail. Shown in many wiki pictures.
(Judged by the second picture, apparently also a very tiny dick)
I think it's worth noting that Pegasus and Cerberus are proper names of individual creatures, not species.
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I read this as pairings:
- Phoenix and the Gorgon are an item
- The Pegasus is pegging the Minetaur
- ...
I mean... I wouldn't say no to the second one ๐
Is this what mermaids look like to you?
So the top half of a minotaur is human, according to you?
Sorry, mixed up centaurs and minotaurs. Still gonna leave the fishman here because its nice.
Hot
That's what Fry wanted.
I remember fucking this is Monster Girl Quest.
Her pussy tastes like human.
Oh you might look like 'just a guy', but your preternatural skill with mazes and singing voice that leads people to risk their lives to hear better would be a dead giveaway that you were not so ordinary.
The Minotaur was more about being effective at killing people in a maze. If he was good at mazes, he probably would have left.
I would say the image OP meant a centaur and not a minotaur.
But then the other way around would be a hippocampus!
No they're saying the human half of a minotaur (from the waist down) and the human half of a merfolk (from the waist up).
Centaurs don't have horse heads, so they can't make a water horse.
The issue is that the bottom half of a minotaur is just the hind quarters of a bull. But you are right that centaurs miss the horse head too
The Minotaur just had a bull's head, and sometimes a tail. Everything else was human. We usually imagine the shoulders as broad and bull-like too but the Greeks just went with bull's head (and sometimes tail, but just the tail, like when anime furries make cat girls. Yes I said it)
https://www.greekmyths-greekmythology.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/theseus-minotaur.jpg
You'd be a guy who's hung like a bull and has fabulous hair, I guess that would be all right.
This Jason Momoa theory is seeming more plausible...
And if you are a girl?
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Replace 'guy' with 'girl' in that sentence and everything still checks out.
And your offspring are just fish and horses
Fish and bulls*.
The horse one is Centaur, and that has the same human half as mermaids. Maybe it would be able to make a being with the torso of a man, front legs of a horse and a mermaid tail sticking out the back.
A Meritaur!
Pretty sure that's Jason Momoa's IRL backstory, though. โ๐ผ
Alternativ you'd be a seahorse
I prefer mermotaur.
Sounds like a heart condition.
And your sibling got the other halves and you spent hours a day explaining to strangers that you are related
And being the fully human one you'd probably be considered the weirdo. You'd look angrily at your sibling and think "what a load of bullfish!"
The only human part of a minotaur is the arms/torso, right? He still will have hooves and a tail.
EDIT: Wikipedia:
with the head and tail of a bull and the body of a man
I... don't mind that. Nyaaah uwu
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How did a horse fuck a fish, exactly?
Biology fact - fish can reproduce externally. Female lays the unfertilised eggs and male fish squeezes milt (spermes) on top.
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I mean a fish is just a lubed up fleshlight
So life UHH... finds a way
How to say you're a dolphin without saying you're a dolphin
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WHO THE FUCK GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO PUBLISH MY LIFE?
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