Like the $99 NFTs that you could only buy 100 of, conveniently falling just short of the IRS reporting threshold?

"Well, Judge, I purchased each pair at such a high price because my client, Mr. Ivan Oligarchsky, believed them to actually be solid gold and has no desire to return them."

"What's that? Oh, yes, the same is true of Sam Saudi, the other party I represented. He is also satisfied and would just like this whole thing to go away."

"As to my own culpability in assisting this alleged, ALLEGED, skirting of political fundraising guidelines (we don't like the term 'laws') I was acting as a broker for the rightful President of the United States, Donald J. Trump, so I declare immunity."

"Yes, I have seen The Office, why do you ask?"

"Mostly livestock law, you know 'was it coyotes or the damn Hendersons', but I have done some real estate for family. It's a small town. Very conservative. Not much call for lawyering."

I'm kind of naive and gullible. I'm a little embarrassed I hadn't considered this perspective. It seems so obvious now that you point it out for us.

Bush sucked, but I've always respected his ability to dodge a shoe.

Finally, a good use for deep fakes. I need a gold Trump shoe being tossed at Jr, Stat.

Christ alive, this grifter has a realistic chance of becoming President again.

he still is... everyone else are just robot clones while he drains the swamp in the background /s

Grifter in Chief

They should use this picture as his official presidential portrait.

Except now he owes nearly half a billion in judgements against him. :-D

I mean President Camacho was at least smart enough to appoint Not Sure to secretary of the interior. I don’t think Trump would have the foresight to do that.

May as well have a neon sign flashing "Im a mark!"

Are they meant to resemble his toilet?

The sole is way too thin and there’s virtually no padding on the upper ankle. Also, you’ll have to lace them up the whole way every time like blazers, I’d imagine – just judging by the profile.

I dont know what he’s going on about. Those shoes are about as thinly made and unsupportive as his source material.

What makes me chuckle about sneakerheads is I bet many of them look down their noses at people that collect(ed) beanie babies. I've got some bad news for them...

yep. aka a plausible way to jam Russian money into his pockets in return for future favors without leaving an obvious trail

For all of my youth I wore size 10. I wore this because my step-father wore 10.5 and there was no way I had bigger feet than him. So, for 10 years I wore shoes that were way too small for me. Now, as an adult, I wear size 12 in most brands and wouldn't you know it, I don't have to deal with debilitating foot pain. People are fucking weird about shoe sizes.