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[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 137 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (16 children)

If you haven’t seen it there are others in the worst telephone entry fields. https://imgur.com/a/4f3XB

There’s also a collection of terrible volume controls out there. https://imgur.com/gallery/5BFynxT

Terrible gender controls: https://imgur.com/gallery/HdFhJZE

Edit: added some imgur folders, some Google sites have a more complete collection

[–] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 53 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hi, I'm the creator of /r/baduibattles, and one of the mods of !bad_ui_battles@programming.dev if anyome here would like to submit terrible UI here

[–] master5o1@lemmy.nz 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I don't have an example, but I would like to see a rotary phone dial ui as input method for a phone number.

Edit: I see there's mentions and a gif in another comment.

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 36 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

7 Dimensional Gender Coordinates got me

[–] xigoi 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Poe’s Law moment. I can’t tell whether the terms are made up for the sake of the meme or actually used by gender theorists.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Those look like names of medicines tbh.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 14 points 11 months ago

The compressed installer for doom was about 2MB if you wanted to use that as a gender.

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago

My favourite is the "upload your genitals as jpeg"

[–] lemmingnosis@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

So simple. So dumb.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 16 points 11 months ago

“Is your phone ringing y/n” is my absolute favourite, but they’re all so good!

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Somewhat more controversially there was a recent attempt at “improving” gender input fields.

https://imgur.com/gallery/HdFhJZE

[–] harry315@feddit.de 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

to be fair, the first colour picker isn't too bad, it it?

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

My amusement comes from the fact that in most cases a gender input field is just an invasion of privacy, juxtaposed against these ridiculous over implementations. My favourite is the gender fluid one.

[–] Zoidberg@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What bugs me is: why in the fuck are they asking for people's gender? Other than medical questions (where you specify your birth gender), I think for the vast majority of cases the question should not be relevant.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago

Yeah pretty much, medical and dating information maybe. Anything else is just an invasion of privacy.

[–] dan@upvote.au 7 points 11 months ago

Hahaha I hadn't seen the volume one before. I love it!

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That second catapulting volume is cool

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago

There are some pretty good gamified ones for the phone number.

[–] Bunnylux@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I rarely laugh out loud and my coworkers are suspicious.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It’s not in the collection but I recall a phone entry where the slider would move along the digits of pi until you found your phone number.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That one was my favourite.

Especially when it makes someone stop and think about it.

Hang on... would that work?

An infinite, non repeating sequence of digits?

Yeah, that would contain all possible sequences of arbitrary length.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago

Found it https://i.imgur.com/rh0mDnK.gifv there is a discussion about this https://math.stackexchange.com/questions/3495590/proof-of-the-existence-of-all-phone-numbers-in-pi

Apparently all combinations of 10 digits appear in the first 241641121048 digits of pi.

[–] deweydecibel@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

I appreciate the imgur links and not direct images.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

I love those so much.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago
[–] whodatdair@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What a terrible day to have eyes

[–] litchralee@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Thank you for reminding me of this: https://youtube.com/shorts/XqNrO33bxmw

[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Those volume controls are fucking incredible.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

The creativity of the awfulness amuses and disturbs me.

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Is it bad that I kind of like the rotary phone input?

[–] DogWater@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I swear I saw this guy posting his community's submissions for the worst UI/best UI jokes and this was one of them

[–] Zoidberg@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

And don't forget the mother of all bad interfaces game: http://userinyerface.com

[–] lemmyingly@lemm.ee 34 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is there a Lemmy version of UI battles?

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago
[–] kbal@fedia.io 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Great idea, they just requested one minor change: Make the slider circular so users can "dial" the number like everyone is used to.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] dan@upvote.au 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Prevent people under 25 from using your form with this one weird trick.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago

A project on my todo list is add Bluetooth to an old bell rotary phone so I can make phone calls from it. Also I find it hilarious to use pulse dialing as an input for a cell phone.

[–] sjmulder 12 points 11 months ago

2-Factor authentication

Click Continue when your authenticator app shows a code with two leading zeroes.

[–] alyth@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

No leading zeroes :(

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Could you not repost memes on the same instances two hours after the first person? Just save it and wait at least a week.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

If I had seen it posted, I would have held off. I'm not subbed to every community on this instance if you saw it somewhere else.

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

Power Bi has entered the chat

[–] Tja@programming.dev 5 points 11 months ago

So it begins...

[–] kevincox@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago

Reminds me of birthday fields with manual drop downs. It is always faster to just type, especially for the month number which in the custom dropdowns often can't be typed with the keyboard.

Plus there are native HTML date pickers now. Please!

[–] wrekone@lemmyf.uk 3 points 11 months ago

This hits too close to home.