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[-] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 273 points 5 months ago

Yeah, nope, checks out. If eating pussy estrogenises the male body,... nope, we can't have that. The logical solution is to instead suck as much dick as possible to testosteronise the body as much as possible in order to strengthen your hetero biochemistry.

[-] xantoxis@lemmy.world 96 points 5 months ago

Sometimes oral ingestion isn't enough. Testosterone in semen, delivered rectally, can be rapidly absorbed into the colon for fast-acting effects.

[-] ProvableGecko@lemmy.world 35 points 5 months ago

BRB need to man up, calling up the fellas to give me a test butt-injection stat

[-] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 23 points 5 months ago

Works for vodka, must work for manliness too

[-] Erika2rsis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 5 months ago

Fun fact: the opposite of estrogenize is in fact to androgenize. No relation to androgynize with a Y, they're just one letter apart and for many speakers 100% homophonic, but they're very different in meaning, if we're talking about men's sex hormone intake.

[-] ichbinjasokreativ@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Isn't there an african tribe that really believes this?

Edit: they are from papua https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simbari_people

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[-] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 152 points 5 months ago
  1. Eating pussy is pretty intimate
  2. Greater intimacy often yields greater empathy
  3. Greater empathy towards women makes right wing positions harder to hold, as those positions are often hostile to women

Therefore, in a sense, eating pussy leads to leftism, I guess.

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[-] gardylou@lemmy.world 134 points 5 months ago

All I read is that if women want their pussy to be eaten they should date leftists.

[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 56 points 5 months ago

Spiritual lesbian, reporting for duty. o7

[-] ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world 34 points 5 months ago
[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 24 points 5 months ago

So, seizing the means of reproduction?

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[-] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

Yeah, Socialist East Germany had a lot going against it (the whole restrictive surveillance state thing) but it was a lot more sex-positive than the West.

[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 103 points 5 months ago

If licking pussy leans one to the left due to estrogenization, I can see now why the right likes Trump, Putin, and testosterone so much.

[-] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 12 points 5 months ago
[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 53 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

FELLAS is it gay to like women? I mean you're literally attracted to someone who likes penis.

FELLAS! is it gay to masturbate? I mean you're literally playing with a man's penis.

FELLAS!!! is it gay to exist? I mean you're literally constantly holding a penis.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 19 points 5 months ago

FELLAS!!! is it gay to exist? I mean you're literally constantly holding a penis.

I'm not constantly holding it. Sometimes I fall asleep and let go.

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[-] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 5 months ago

Reminds me of that Reddit post about a guy who refused to wipe his own ass because touching his ass was gay

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[-] PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works 50 points 5 months ago

I’m sure these guys are also anti-blowjob following this logic

[-] misterundercoat@lemmy.world 47 points 5 months ago

Nah bro. Eating cum testosteronizes the body. That's why I blow my bros at the gym in a totally hetero way.

[-] Raxiel@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago
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[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 44 points 5 months ago

In high school, I had a bumper sticker that read, “Lesbian trapped in a man’s body.” If eating pussy makes me gay, then I’m the gayest mf’er this side of the Mississippi.

[-] jettrscga@lemmy.world 53 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Your statement implies a gayer mf'er on the other side of the Mississippi. Be the gayest mf'er on both sides of the Mississippi.

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[-] indepndnt@lemmy.world 42 points 5 months ago
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[-] blubfisch@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 5 months ago

You need to understand that this is not about sexuality, but about patriarchy. For them sex is about power over women, not about pleasing them. Cunnilingus focuses on female pleasure, which is a problem for this world view. Men unwilling to take part in the oppression of women are seen as "unmanly". This is expressed through the accusation of being "gay".

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago

Men unwilling to take part in the oppression of women are seen as "unmanly".

Which is funny, because it's much more "unmanly" to be so afraid of not being the ""alpha male"" that you're afraid of giving your partner pleasure. How insecure in your manhood do you need to be to think eating a woman out lowers your status?

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 months ago

I love how even the guy who originally suggested the concept of alpha male says he was wrong and there is no such thing yet people still go around thinking they are one.

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[-] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 29 points 5 months ago

Noo I'll never be able to claim that nickname on Bluesky

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[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 28 points 5 months ago

I love eating pussy so much I could cry while eating pussy and film it and be blackmailed with the footage by myself. There, I said it.

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 28 points 5 months ago

Maybe we should stop labeling and everyone can start their introduction with "I like pussy" / "I like dicks" / "I like dogs" etc

[-] Sakychu@lemmy.world 39 points 5 months ago

I think the last one is banned in most states /j

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago

Thanks Obama.

[-] TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago
[-] Oszilloraptor@feddit.de 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Bestiality is not outlawed in Hawaii, New Mexico, West Virginia, and Wyoming

[-] jqubed@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago
[-] DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works 28 points 5 months ago

You can always tell something is bullshit if it says 99% anywhere.

[-] lugal@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

Not always, but 99% of cases (basically all but this comment)

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[-] Zink@programming.dev 23 points 5 months ago

It must be a sad world to live in where it’s a personal failing to satisfy the hell out of the woman you love.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 months ago

Imagine wanting to give your partner pleasure.

I joke but I think that might actually be it. A lack of empathy for women or something.

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[-] h_ramus@lemm.ee 22 points 5 months ago

There's nothing more manly than eating a hairy butthole

[-] QualifiedKitten@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

So then, if a woman is exclusively attracted to men who eat pussy, does that also make her a lesbian?

[-] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

That's cool y'all, more for me and the lesbians.

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[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

"I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body" is a stand up comedy bit from the 1980s.

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[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

"Prohibit cunnilingus"?

More theocratic by the day

[-] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 5 months ago

yes, of course a man being attracted to women means he's gay.

That was sarcasm.

[-] mightyfoolish@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

When was the start of this thousand year prohibition? 😂 5/7 perfect troll post.

[-] negativeyoda@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

Nothing makes this cisman feel more queer than eating pussy. Let me tell you..

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