Cannot believe it evolved into a meme. This must be a shitpost, right?
this post was submitted on 17 Apr 2024
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Watching this evolve from the original Texas one is fun
Was that actually the first? I remember one a few weeks ago, I think it was either Minnesota or Michigan.
The Texas one is several years old.
That state up north is an absolute bear to drive through though. It's 13 hours to drive from Monroe to Bessemer if you dont want to drive through Wisconsin.
You can fly 17 hours from Earth and still be on Earth. The extraterrestrial mind cannot comprehend this.
Yep! Just gotta drive through Syria…Lebanon…Gaza……
Still less probability to get shot than driving through Texas
Y'all are ripping the us, but what we meant with that Texas meme is that's there's TOO MUCH TEXAS and we wish it were MUCH SMALLER
Except Turkey (and probably others) in UTC+3
Who the hell is on UTC-9?
Edit: looks like its used in Alaska
Yeah shoulda used UTC-5 to -8.
Though dunking on Alaskans is funny!
When is this shit meme gonna evolve into space?
You can gravitate for 65 revolutions and still remain within earth's attraction range 🤯
I meant going from galaxy to galaxy, but yeah that's a step in the right direction
Where we are going, there are no directions
Ha ha Darién Gap
this trip goes through multiple time zones
Get rekt USA!
I'm too lazy to execute on it myself, but someone should do this joke, but with east-west travel instead of north/south, using UTC+8.
Someone should do this joke but with a pogo stick jumping in place instead of driving and a ridiculous amount of time such that they end up in the expanded sun at the end.
The user name and avatar in that picture...
Someone should do east to west and driving X hours but since crossing timezones they end the drive at the same time they started
That implies driving at the same speed as earth rotates under the sun for the given latitude.
At the Arctic Circle (~67° N), that's 654 kmph. At the equator, it's 1,674 kmph. Good luck!
I'll do it at the pole
That's the same thing your mom said.