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[-] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 193 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I have a chainmail dress I made for a party once. I don't get much opportunity to wear it, but it's great.

Edit: behold, my silly outfit.

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 50 points 4 months ago

Parry this you filthly casual!

Cool dress

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago

That must have taken ages to make! Well done!

[-] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 42 points 4 months ago

Many (40ish, I'd estimate) hours and I deeply regretted the endeavour at many points, especially when rushing to get it finished in time, but once I got the hang of the process, a lot of it was quite zen. It was almost like knitting, it gave me something to do with my hands.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

That just sounds mind-numbing to me, I couldn't take it. But my wife is really into knitting and she even spins her own yarn, so I understand how some people would enjoy it. And you did a great job from the look of things!

[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 24 points 4 months ago

Knitting was fidget-spinners for old people.

[-] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 months ago

It was mindnumbing yeah — like I said above, there were many points where I regretted my choices but sunk cost fallacy kept me going. Glad I finished it in time for the event, I'd have never stuck with it without a deadline looming. I get bored easily, so once I started to get the hang of it, I was bored and itching for something new to learn. ADHD go brrrrr.

[-] CptEnder@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

Ok this should be a fashion thing this is dope af

[-] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 months ago

If everyone started doing it, things would have to change at airports! I'm just not sure they would change for the better...

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

9/11 wouldn't have happened if everyone was wearing chainmail.

[-] Scrof@sopuli.xyz 15 points 3 months ago
[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 months ago

But that is butted, not riveted chainmail so it's unfortunately not fit for combat. Looks cool tho

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[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 months ago
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[-] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 11 points 4 months ago

That's cool as fuck!

[-] aviationeast@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

I think there's more to this hobbit than meets the eye.

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 10 points 4 months ago

Do you find it pinches your skin? I've always wanted to make one for Ren faires.

[-] cynar@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

It could, though, when worn properly, chainmail was always worn over padding. The chain mail blocks piercing attacks, while the padding dealt with concussive forces. An arrow, or sword, has significant amounts of both. Blocking 1 alone wasn't enough.

Basically, it shouldn't be an issue, other than getting hot in the padding. If you're going for a stylish look, use flexible material. Loose weave metallic fabrics give a similar (superficial) look, but don't pinch.

[-] Killing_Spark@feddit.de 7 points 3 months ago

Chainmail blocks slicing attacks. It's not that great protection against piercing attacks right?

[-] Gabu@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

That is correct. Piercing attacks is how you break chainmail to expose weak spots.

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It still provides good protection, as breaking links isn't easy. Most materials protect against slices; even a single layer of cloth helps. Slices suck against armor in comparison to other attacks. Weapons that slice also often hack well(heavier along the width and curved) or pierce well(narrower towards the pointy tip and straight).

[-] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 months ago

Mine would be especially bad against piercing attacks I think, due to being butted rings rather than riveted (see one of my comments above for images of what that means.)

[-] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 months ago

This person is very right, the padding would be essential for this when used as armour. Especially as more significant than pinching was the temperature of the metal — it was a long Summer night where I wore it first and it was very cold by the end. There was a bonfire to help people stay warm and I needed to be mindful to not go too close. A similar but less intense temperature issue happened due to the sun on a hot day. It wasn't too bad, but definitely highlighted the usefulness of padding if wearing it as armour.

Small note on practicality - the maille itself wasn't shaped for my figure, it was just generic and sized to my (fairly broad) shoulders. As well as padding, belting it well is also essential, because it helps to distribute the weight. In the pic, I did that with an under bust corset (which worked way better than it had any right to), but I want to highlight the functional purpose of the corset - without that or a belt, it was way too heavy on my shoulders

[-] xenoclast@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

This Lemmy chainmails

[-] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 8 points 3 months ago

Sometimes, especially because I made butted chainmail, rather than the much higher quality (and more authentic?) riveted (images not mine, randomly from Google images). I don't particularly remember pinching being a problem though, especially given I was wearing just my underwear beneath it most times.

[-] Senshi@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

Both variants are fully authentic. Riveted chain mail takes more material and time to produce, so was more expensive. However, it works a lot better at stopping thrusting attacks, meaning mostly arrows and bolts. As this was the main threat on many battlefields, war chain mail was mostly riveted. When expecting to fight mostly bladed enemies, such as in tourney or parade settings, butted mail was not uncommon. And once guns started to appear on the battlefield, it quickly became apparent that chain mail would not stop bullets, so the butted style got more popular again, as it served to still protect in melee combat.

As for pinching: chain mail was never supposed to be worn on bare skin anyway. At least a tunic, but usually heavier, densely padded wool clothes ( often called gambesons ) were worn underneath. This not only prevents any chafing or pinching, but more importantly it helped soften the impact of any blow a bit.

[-] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Is there any way I can ask what settings you found that just chainmail and underwear was the chic thing, without sounding creepy/horny/ect? You don't have to answer, I just can't not ask.

[-] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 months ago

That photo was taken at Wacken Open Air, a metal festival. My style generally oscillates between punk and goth, so wearing a strappy bralette with some sort of lace or mesh swooshy garment over the top is fairly usual

[-] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Oh yeah Wacken that makes perfect sense. I have always wanted to get the chance to go. Seems like one of the best festivals in the world. Hope you had all the fun there.

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[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 8 points 4 months ago

That looks amazing.

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[-] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I for one welcome you to Raider Nation. Please show up to Allegiant stadium for all the home games in this. You'll fit right in. (Moreso if you had a time machine to when we played in Oakland in front of actual fans, but I digress)

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[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 70 points 4 months ago

The answer for any crusade is "an embarrassing yet hilarious disaster or a heartbreaking tragedy, depending on which side you're on." which side each applies to varies by crusade.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago

First one was an accidental and baffling success. Others, not so much.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

I think the first one is an escapade.

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 50 points 4 months ago

I'm gonna be honest, I assumed from the title that Chainmail-chic was a Linux package

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 10 points 4 months ago

chainmail-chic: this package installs the chainmail package with the chic addon, making it work with a GUI for all your hard drive security needs

[-] jonasw@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

And I thought it would be a chic way to send chain mail

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 4 months ago

Ah, common mistake, you'll actually want to check the momngrampost package, it comes with all the latest trends and chic ways to send posts and mail, including glittery stickers, colorful borders and new and exciting powerpoint formats!

[-] swab148@startrek.website 5 points 4 months ago

Have you checked the AUR?

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 17 points 4 months ago

Oh my, deus would vult for her to wear that more often, looks cool af.

And if too uncomfy, it's ez to dye it black for that goth midnight knight badassery.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 16 points 4 months ago

Well, it was fun the first time

[-] sparkle@lemm.ee 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

you can never be too prepared for taking back the holy land ✝️🔪

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 4 months ago

Or protecting it from christian heathens

[-] CptEnder@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I love how they refer the Christians as barbarians in Shōgun

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Im just getting paid to protect the Emperor here in Miklagard.

[-] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

I mean most uses of the word tunic involve the past

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