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Picked up the sea salt one at Muh-nards this morning. Comes with menards 11% storerwide mail in rebate so final cost $ .69 Whoever gets that kidney they need you're welcome.

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What no picture of him doing that forced pain smile for thumbnails on the package?

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

god we really live in a late enough capitalist hellscape where "celebrity philanthropist" is actually a job title now? complete with his own line of chocolate bars? fucking hell, lenin please come back

[–] bleepbloopbop@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

I mean that's not too far from what a lot of robber barons did after getting sufficiently wealthy by, you know, robbing. Though just leaning in and directly merchandising with it rather than like, funding libraries and (often dubious) charities, really ought to undercut the "philanthropist" reputation. I guess this is as good as we get now

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I know a few kids and one of them is fucking obsessed with these. He wants to be Mr. Beast when he grows up. America has fallen.

[–] odmroz@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

The word "feastables" does make me think it's for my dog, for some reason. A dangerous game we are playing here.

[–] odmroz@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well don't leave us hanging, how was it?

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

I think this chocolate is notoriously dogshit

[–] Lucien@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

How I picture WilsonWilson talking about muh nards

[–] SnowySkyes@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ngl, it's chocolate. It's my vice. I'd buy a couple at that price.

[–] Meh@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

It's real shit chocolate

[–] shiteyes2@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

I'd eat a lot of dogshit chocolate for 79 cents a pop

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

i didn't get what the point was here until i read the comments, i thought it was about the price drop

i would've had no idea what this was in a store if i just saw it on a shelf

[–] Bartsbigbugbag@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Didn’t his drink just come out with like 3x your lifetime amount of PFAS?

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I think that was a different YouTube person

[–] Galli@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I'd buy a box to dole out on ebay in 20 years

[–] StThicket@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This might be off topic, but what is grass-fed milk? How the hell do you feed milk in the first place?

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Grassfed cows make grass fed milk

[–] D61@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Its a silly thing that means nothing, all cows eat grass as its the cheapest thing to feed them.