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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by Alaskaball@hexbear.net to c/main@hexbear.net

When I see this kind of stuff I'm convinced that if the current old people were younger they'd be a part of the tumblr posters horny collective

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[-] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 41 points 6 months ago

Good morning comrades, it's me, Buff Slabpecks. I just want to wish you all a good day. Stay woke.

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 33 points 6 months ago

Howdy there Buff, It's me Gravelmouth Hosswrangler. I just wanted to tell you have a blessed day. Stay woke.

[-] theareciboincident@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 6 months ago

Imagine being such a loser your idea of the perfect “you” is being a servant at the beck and call of another fascist

Guess the whole “cuck” thing was projection too

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

it always was, look at Roger Stone

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 34 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

"Oh shit, I'm sorry."

"Sorry for what? Our founding daddies taught us not to be ashamed of our guns. Especially since they're such good size and all."

"Yeah, I see that. Your daddy gave you good advice."

[-] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago

How do we not have any gachimuchi emotes?

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 33 points 6 months ago

Never to old to make a sonic oc carrying an ar-15 and a tactical vest.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Psssh...nothin...personnel...kid

[-] Tabitha@hexbear.net 29 points 6 months ago

what about imaginary hot soviet guys where are those

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago

probably on whatever the russian equivalent of twitter is with all their old people being nostalgic for the soviet union larping as red army soldiers or whatever.

[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago

Looks like there isn't actually a Russian twitter equivalent. VK is Russian Facebook, and OK is their classmates.com equivalent, Zen was the Reddit equivalent previously owned by Yandex, but is now also owned by VK.

Moi mir (my world) is another Facebook clone for the mail.ru service, both of which are also owned by VK.

Everyone else just uses Telegram and WhatsApp.

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

Surely an infinitely cooler passtime soviet-heart

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 27 points 6 months ago

"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter"

[-] lurkerlady@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago

I'm going to seduce these cowboys and strangle them to death in their beds so I can get a robot that will instate communism by force

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago

Dude on the left seems to be lost. Dude on the right seems to be guarding an abandoned farm, cause there's no crops behind him.

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago
[-] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago

I thought telling another man good morning was gay?? and he's even saying good morning SIR

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

it's ~~only~~ not gay if you're the bottom?

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago

The overuse of "sir" among chuds makes me uncomfortable.

[-] regul@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago

Typing in "extremely vascular" on the computer.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

Yup, that's me, out walking the fences in my plate carrier and ar, sipping coffee, alert for any hamisis mexican cartels that might suddenly appear and engage me with gunfire.

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