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[-] NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world 174 points 1 month ago

I would leave a comment but I'll be busy (with a girl, you wouldn't understand)

[-] stepan@lemmy.cafe 47 points 1 month ago

I would upvote your comment, but I'll be with a real girl (I don't expect you to understand it)

[-] lud@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago

I would read your comment, but I'll be playing Factorio (I don't expect you to understand it)

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[-] ricdeh@lemmy.world 158 points 1 month ago

lmao this is too good, I would laugh but I'll be too busy (because I'll be meeting a girl, not that you are really going to understand)

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago

A REAL ONE!

[-] TxzK@lemmy.zip 122 points 1 month ago
[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 148 points 1 month ago

(you wouldn't)

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 110 points 1 month ago
[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 87 points 1 month ago

48 hours later

"Hey fellas."

[-] elxeno@lemm.ee 75 points 1 month ago
[-] bquintb@midwest.social 71 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I know this is an unpopular take...but I'm cheering the guy on. He obviously needs to get laid. Like, really bad.

[-] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago

I think he needs to fall on his face first, to lose the entitlement and degrading behaviour towards his (up until this point) friends.

Then when he learns he can have another attempt.

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[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

for the girl's sake I hope he doesn't

(assuming it is not satire, but it probably is)

[-] Land_Strider@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

For all of our sakes, I, too, hope he doesn't.

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 69 points 1 month ago

Must be so nice to know girls in real life.

By the way, I use Arch.

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[-] Bosht@lemmy.world 52 points 1 month ago

What's that? Another copypasta hot off the press? Don't mind if I do tyvm!

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 43 points 1 month ago

Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. l'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where l am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again l don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, l have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand) @everyone

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[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 49 points 1 month ago

Sounds like he doesn't understand.

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 43 points 1 month ago

If she’s in to condescending pricks, it’ll be a perfect match!

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 24 points 1 month ago

Assuming she exists in the first place

[-] frickineh@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago

She totally does, she just goes to another Discord. I wouldn't expect you (an obvious virgin) to understand what it's like to have Real Human Girls be interested in you, but she's real (a real girl and also definitely human) and she wants him. She's just offline right now or she'd prove it.

[-] StaySquared@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago

And then.. the next day he will be back on discord for hours on end for days on end.

[-] Tixanou@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

guys... call me crazy but... I think he will be meeting a girl

[-] Asudox@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago

I don't understand.

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[-] Maeve@kbin.social 31 points 1 month ago

This whole thread was awesome. Thanks, feddies! Sincerely, a real female (way too old to call myself a girl, but in threads like this, I feel like one!)

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[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 31 points 1 month ago
[-] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 month ago

I don't think he does, too busy meeting up with a real girl

[-] dyedbird@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

Napoleon Dynamite reporting from the Internets...

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[-] unreasonabro@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago
[-] lars 18 points 1 month ago

Ugh if my

gay-ass

gay ass

had had

Discord in 7th grade, this is exactly the kind of bullshit propaganda I would have used to cover for myself

[-] fishbone@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Honestly this was so weird to read because of the line breaks, but it would have been way harder without them. Thanks for looking out!

I hope your gay-ass gay ass had had a great day.

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[-] Acinonyx 20 points 1 month ago

Hello guys today I just had very hot sex(not gay)(with a woman) and it was pretty fun I fucked her pussy(because she is a woman) and she said she enjoyed it a lot(with a female voice because she is a female). Anyways losing your virginity(to a woman) is very exciting and I hope to do it again(with a woman).

[-] uis@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

You know, it makes me only think otherwise.

[-] force@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand) @everyone

[-] Asudox@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

What in the fuck

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 18 points 1 month ago

Is this a mother's day post?

[-] The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

We all know his Mum.

Ahem. 😅

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 18 points 1 month ago

I had a short phase like that in my early teens. I hate you for making me remember that.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Took her forever to get here from Canada.

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[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago
[-] Klear@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

(not that it would help)

[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 month ago
[-] Maeve@kbin.social 16 points 1 month ago

Your posts are the ones most likely to warm my heart, make me smile or even literally lol. This one did all three. Thank you, my friend. <3

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ha, thanks! I'm just trying to do my part to add content to the fediverse.

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[-] The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

I've met several. Would not recommend. Cooties, I believe you Yanks call them.

[-] kromem@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

That's sweet she came in from Canada to visit him.

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[-] m3t00@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

local_users lusers

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