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I almost puked while preparing this from the smell alone. Went to the trash after two bites.

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[-] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 27 points 3 months ago

Hot take: this shit is delicious. And I hate both Flaming Hot Cheetos and Takis.

It tastes wholly unnatural and looks more radioactive than my aunt from Hanford but daggum if it doesn’t taste wonderfully spicy and cheesy (in a velveeta kind of way)

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

I couldn't detect any cheesy flavour in this.

[-] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

That was my issue, too. I love garbage boxed mac 'n cheese and I like flamin' hot cheetos. This was neither, it was bland and acidic.

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[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

It's like the FDA doesn't even exist anymore.

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 11 points 3 months ago

The FDA only cares whether it's technically safe to eat, not whether it tastes good.

[-] cdf12345@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

I’m not sure where to put these on a venn diagram between unsafe and tastes bad.

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 3 months ago

"Safe" merely means it doesn't contain any prohibited chemicals or unsafe levels of unavoidable contaminants (such as mercury in seafood). It's by no means a dietary endorsement.

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

My cousin loves this shit and idk how. It's so fucking gross. The dude mixes imitation crab in with it and says it's incredible. 🤢

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

Lol is your cousin a wild animal? That's insane

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I'm pretty sure most wild animals avoid capscasin like the plague....

[-] match@pawb.social 6 points 3 months ago

oh, good point. @LaunchesKayaks is your cousin a seagull?

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

capscasin

Well yeah of course they do. Most wild animals don't know how to speak French

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[-] Hawke@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Wait, is that Cheetos-flavored Mac and cheese, or Mac-and-cheese-flavored Cheetos?

[-] RandomStickman@kbin.run 9 points 3 months ago

It's Cheetos flavoured mac and cheese. I have trash tastes and had the jalapeno flavour once and I liked it.

[-] PapaStevesy@midwest.social 6 points 3 months ago

Well, Cheddar Jalapeño is the best Cheeto flavor, so I can see that being the best Cheeto mac & cheese flavor too.

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[-] Tyfud@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

dude, you're not kidding. I tried this and it was beyond revolting. I had to tell my wife that we're never trying any crazy flavor of mac and cheese again as long as I live.

It tasted like ass. Literally had to rinse my mouth out after the first bite.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

The weird thing is, there is no other mac n cheese available in my country, or flaming hot Cheetos.

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 12 points 3 months ago

Where do you live, hell?

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Would you like a simple Mac and cheese recipe that goes well with almost any pasta except for spaghetti or angel hair?

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

.....what the fuck?

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[-] Gork@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

Yeah those are pretty bad. The spiral pasta though can be used with other Mac and cheese instead if you have an extra box of this stuff. I find the Annie's brand to be the ultimate box Mac and cheese since it seems like they use actual cheese lol and not whatever garbage they have in the Cheetos flavoring packet.

[-] Ibaudia@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

+1 for Annie's being the best. Just objectively true. Their white cheddar is my favorite.

[-] Eeyore_Syndrome@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

I feel the Jalapeno one was the least worst of the three.

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

Thank God it's not just me! My wife eats just about a box of these per week. I tried it and thought that a bottle of acid diarrheaed in my mouth

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[-] Ibaudia@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I made this once. Had everyone in my house try it. Multiple people gagged.

[-] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

My kid keeps asking me to buy more

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

Euthanasia is still legal in some countries somewhere

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 3 months ago
[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

Thank you... MacN'Cheezuz!

[-] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

Can confirm, these are absolute trash. Every flavour.

[-] Jarix@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

More for me! Not a fan of the flaming hot flavour in general, but i really like the Jalepeno cheddar

[-] downhomechunk@midwest.social 2 points 3 months ago

You and me both! The regular one is really good too. I don't mess with flaming hot.

[-] scottywh@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

My son and I loved it! 😂

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[-] Skkorm@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I tried these once and it gave me diarrhea

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[-] teamevil@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Oh my fucking God.....they are like shitty Cheeto soup

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[-] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I need those. I hope they make it into the German market.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Didn't they yet? I bought this at a Lidl in Poland.

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[-] mhague@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Pasta with Cheeto-flavored cheese flavoring.

[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I've seen them, I really don't want to try them.

If other people like them in this post, it's cool.

But personally, I like to start with a nice traditional macaroni & cheese and just add a high quality hot sauce or salsa on top.

[-] m3t00@midwest.social 1 points 3 months ago

needs more tabasco

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