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[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Guys, I think I maybe a JP Morgan. Like I thought I was a cis bisexual for years but recent life events have made me consider the possibility that I'm actually the world's largest financial services firm.

[–] triplenadir@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 1 year ago

brb selling advertising space in my pronouns

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'd wear it but I'm tired of being harassed by J.P. Morgan chasers

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

"Oh you're a financial services corporation? You know I'm kinda into FIRE industry monopolists, think it's hot."

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

look I don't want to shame anybody's choices but that's going to be really unwieldy in everyday speech

can we compromise on something like "jeep/jerm"

[–] jack@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You cannot tell someone J.P. Morgan pronouns are not permitted, no matter how unwieldy J.P. Morgan choices are. J.P. Morgan picked what J.P. Morgan picked because it is what truthfully represents J.P. Morgan.

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

yep

this has got to be one of the worst things i've ever seen. right up there with the raytheon pride socks

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

capitalist-woke

[–] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

This makes me a proud Dividend American

[–] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

i love weird shit in victoria 3 like the time I saw a J.P. Morgan who was a luddite who wanted to ban industry

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I didn't k ow anyone else identified as JP morgan

[–] jonasw@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The founder of J.P. Morgan probably did

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Oh well I identify as jpmorgan/chase