I say this a lot but I genuinely think personal vehicles are too much responsibility for people en masse. I know that’s not a convincing proposition to the unconverted but I think it’s true.

Even me, I phone shit in waaaaaay more than I think is acceptable lol and I think most people, if they were honest, would say the same. I don’t believe a single American is locked in driving like they’d act like if you started questioning them about this stuff

I don’t think anyone would design society in this way intentionally if given the choice lol. It’s wildly inefficient and dangerous, we’re just used to it and it made a lot of automobile lobbyists rich along the way

I spend a lot of time walking around in a couple neighborhoods where these giant trucks come from. I'm over 6 feet tall and some of them have hoods that come up to my head and extend out a solid 3 feet forward. Headlights that are taller than my car's roof. And from my experience as someone who drives slow on the freeway, they drive with emotion.

These people should be charged with a crime just for owning them. They have no ability to prevent themselves from rolling over a child unless they have a front facing camera. Premeditated unintentional manslaughter.

The fact that there's no height, length, width, or weight limit for personal vehicles is mortifying and jokerfying

I don't get too mad when some random car blocks a crosswalk or whatever I'm walking across but when it's some giant stupid truck that has never left a paved road? Oh man I let em have it. These people are very easy to emasculate. And their comebacks are so weak.

But what if I unconsciously believe that I have a small penis? How else am I supposed to express this belief except by buying a $100,000 lifted Ford, wearing wraparound sunglasses, shaving my head, growing my beard down to my belly, listening to the same five shitty autotuned songs on the radio continuously, and then tailgating you bumper-to-bumper if you do less than 70 MPH over the speed limit? Checkmate, liberal.

Dark Forest Theory of intersuburban politics

So what you don't understand is that they need these trucks for hauling. It's just that every time you see them empty they're on the way to/from a haul. It seems improbable but it's true!