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[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

"Everything happened exactly like you thought it would. Just like always..."

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

That is a very interesting response. It sounds like the opening line to an interesting novel.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I've always had an uncanny ability to predict future events.

I'm not saying I've got special powers and can see into the future I'm just really good at noticing patterns and gaining conclusions from those patterns.

And humans are very predictable.

[-] savvywolf@pawb.social 9 points 2 months ago

"Please exercise more and get in shape".

[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Spend as much time with your friends as you can. They may not always be there. It’s hard when they go, but you’ll get through it.

(If I’m allowed to change the future, I’d tell myself exactly which friend died, when, and how.)

[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 7 points 2 months ago

He got the cancer screening in time, but you might want to get it earlier.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Plot twist in one sentence. Nice. Also, how are you doing?

[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 3 points 2 months ago

Recovering pretty well. I'm beginning to take the next steps to make sure this doesn't happen again.

[-] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Party hearty. Humans will be extinct by 2030.

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Five years ago, I was in the middle of a pretty big change, so it would have been a well timed message.

"Things are going to get rough, but it'll all work out. You made the right choice."

[-] technomad@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 months ago

Hold it together man

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 5 points 2 months ago

"You are not lazy, you have CFS/ME. Half the people won't believe you and the other half won't care."

[-] bear@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 months ago

Things will get better. It's absolutely worth it in the end. Do your best and have fun.

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

"It was worse than you imagined."

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

And this is why you never have drunken sex with your crush.

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago
[-] FookReddit69@lemm.ee -1 points 2 months ago

Bad news, you're still alive, broke and sexless.

this post was submitted on 07 Jun 2024
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