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Ralph Lauren gear for the US Olympic team makes them look like villains from a teen movie. (hexbear.net)
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Ralph Lauren designs Team USA's uniforms for the 2024 Olympics | CNN

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[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

They look like the anime caricature for american teams in anything international.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

c'mon baby!

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

is that edward elric

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

Roy from Capcom's Rival Schools, he's a high school student from murica.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

high school student

hahaha

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

I thought it was apollo justice

[-] quarrk@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Accurate af

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago

Giving major "If you didn't go to prep school, you don't belong at the Olympics" energy right there.

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago

Their evil dads are going to close down the rec center obama-sad

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

I mean is that wrong

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

Getting an overwhelming urge to sink their yachts sicko-orca

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

The bad preppy bougie kids with their yachts versus the scrappy goonies kids and one of them can command whales.

[-] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

I'm not a fashion guy, but something seems off about pairing those tops with blue jeans.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

Gossip Girl high-end toff school blazers with AMERICAAAAN BLUE JEAAAANS YEEEHAWW

[-] quarrk@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Blue jeans are quintessentially American and also tone down the Ivy League look. You aren’t wrong but it comes across as self-aware to me, like “we can get our hands dirty but also clean up nice” like when a politician rolls up their sleeves lol

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

kombucha-disgust

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

The closing ceremony look shown in the article is marginally better, but jesus, these are pretty bad.

[-] jaywalker@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

The NASCAR outfit?

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

I mean, I wouldn't wear it myself, but it's an outfit that makes sense. It's not a tailored jacket with tie and light wash jeans 🤮

[-] jaywalker@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

The jeans really are the worst.

[-] Greenleaf@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

America is so bought off by the corporate oligarchy that the Ralph Lauren logo is the same size if not larger than the US flag patch.

[-] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

The jeans with that shirt/jacket look so bad. Holy shit.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

And they got paid millions of dollars for this

[-] egg1918@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

Holy shit that is bad

[-] D61@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

"Future Business Leaders of America recruitment poster in the High School lunchroom" vibes.

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