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https://redirect.invidious.io/watch?v=ngiGdEhRgXg

Last night John Fetterman went on Jesse Watters to defend Joe Biden's debate performance and declare that Biden is the democratic presidential nominee. Jesse Watters is the replacement to Tucker Carlson, after he was fired.

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[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fetterman is a caricature of the "scratch a liberal" concept taken to the extreme, played out in reality. Like, you could describe his exact career trajectory to me, and if I had no knowledge I'd assume you were creating a strawman, but no, he's very real.

[–] Dimmer06@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

Tbh I can at least understand why Fetterman would want to defend someone for being a politician even after their brain stopped working.

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is it just me or does Jesse Watters have permanent Dreamworks Face?

[–] healthkick@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Resting smug face

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Thousand-yard Stepford Stare

[–] nasezero@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago
[–] Yor@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

every time I see a post about this guy that doesn't say "has stroked out" I get a lil sad sadness

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

wish that had happened when he was responding to protests by getting on his roof and waving a Zionist flag

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

“look faux news talkinghead, we both enthusiastically support the genocide in Palestine, let me make the case why biden is an even better conservative than trump”

[–] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What this election really needs is an email leak and 50000 redditors combing through all of it to expose the specific financial ties that are to blame for this fucked up cabal of democrats who, for those reasons, are all in on Biden, only for some chuds to make some shit up about killing kids in a basement and for everything to get banned and forgotten because of that

We can call it pizzagate 2: the gatening

Wait no, pizzagate 2: the 2016 that never ended

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

I watched a little bit and stopped here.

"America has already realized that Joe Biden is old and he's certainly not as sharp as he was five or ten years ago. Of course that's a reality..."

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

AOC solidarity Fetterman

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago
[–] NapoleonBlownApart@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

It's pretty weird how the people who won't give fox news the time of day will seal clap for dumb ass bullshit like this.

[–] Storm@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

I'm glad I can see a picture with captions like that and know I'm on the right side of history.

[–] Mokey@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Is that the dude feom friends

Oh poor you