He just got shot? Wow. I didn’t know that. I just — you’re telling me now for the first time. He leads an amazing life. What else can you say? He is an amazing man. Whether you agree or not, he is an amazing man who leads an amazing life. I’m actually saddened to hear that. I am saddened to hear that.
Too long for Biden to say without a teleprompter
they literally canceled all their ads out of respect for wounded trump
I'm not joking
It's like that time when Sanders, who ostensibly wanted to use the presidency to fight for Medicare for All, suspended his campaign out of concern for spreading covid, concerns not at all shared by those who stayed in the race.
Deeply unserious 'democracy' folks
It's not really about respect, it's the fact that his slogan was "let's finish the job"
Losers
If he wins there's a non zero chance he's shooting all of them, with this being the justification
I'd eat shit out of my own asshole if Biden does anything other than sympathize with Trump and do the whole unity bipartisanship shtick because his brain is mush and his inner circle are cowards.
fuckin, reach across the aisle to stand against .22LR
President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris received briefings on the incident, with Biden saying he was "grateful to hear" that Trump was safe and asserting that there was "no place for this kind of violence in America. We must unite as one nation to condemn it"
Would you like extra pepper with that shit?
If I read the original comment correctly, that is exactly the outcome that avoids the shit feat.
The only way this could get even more ridiculous is if Biden holds a press conference on this where he's instructed to say he stands against political violence, but then ends up making various gaffes that make it sound like he actually supports the shooter. 
Dems will lose their shit and demand he steps down immediately, Blue MAGA will aggressively defend him, and chuds will use these gaffes as an official declaration of war. And you've officially entered the 
c'mon c'mon c'mon c'moooooon
He kept the speech to maybe 90 seconds and then immediately walked off stage because it was already past his bedtime.
"Vote for me or else." - Joe Biden
Joe Biden on 7.8.2024: "We’re done talking about the debate, it’s time to put Trump in a bullseye."
LMAO NO JOE 
Indeed, it is Joever, Mr. Trump
He better stage his own assassination attempt, but like bigger and better.
Bleed Back Better
Biden will believe it's a false flag and accidentally get shot in the head trying to set up a similar event.
earpiece: ok sir on the count of 3 we need you to look directly into the teleprompter on the right of the stage
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You can see in the emoji he's making an L with his hand to figure it out
I support this deeply comedic future
I'll vote for Joe if he promises not to miss next time
It was his stutter 
Biden had messaging?
"Four more years of genocide and police crackdowns!"
Well, they could certainly raise the issue of gun control.
Lmao they should! And then do nothing!
That's what they'll do. Safe lane
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