That'll be on the adjacent spam board. Spam fritters, spam fritters with cheese in, spam and curry sauce, etc.

Spam, spam, spam, spam, chips, and spam.

lobster thermidore with cheese beans tuna bolognaise curry and gravy please. Hold the slaw.

Chips egg sausage and chips

what else was anyone expecting?

A more efficient and proper menu board.

Why are they listing every combination of chips instead of simply putting the gravy, cheese etc under a toppings sub section under chips with the price for each topping instead?

Maybe not garlic bread, but they must have some bread options.

I want a chips & cheese butty*

*bun/roll/cob/breadcake/sandwich, depending on region

I know this is about French fries and not potato chips/crisps how I'm thinking of them, but unironically tuna salad on toasted wheat bread piled high with crisps is my go-to comfort food when I'm down. I can only imagine French fries would have a similar vibe. I'd urge you to try IF you like tuna salad anyway.

~~But cheese, chips and gravy sounds fucking mank~~

Pretty good chippy combo. Ask the Canadians about it.

But cheese, chips and gravy sounds fucking mank

Please report immediately to !confidently_incorrect@lemmy.world.

That’s HIGH-FRUCTOSE corn syrup to you, good sir.

poutine hater detected, please stay put for enforcement action

Canada out here catching strays

gravy and cheese is a classic, I'm more concerned about the curry and cheese combo

(obv paneer masala is spectacular but British takeaway curry + mature cheddar? cursed)

Potatoes will save the world one day

Depends where you live in the country - but this looks about right for where I live. The portions aren't small, either.

The battered fish tend to be quite expensive, but otherwise the fish & chip shop is literally "cheap as chips".

It's a bit of an anomaly though - most other hot food places are more expensive, and you can even spend £2-3 on a small pre-packaged triangular sandwich from a supermarket.

beans are a very honourable uk vegan staple

Let’s assume the currency is £ (but that doesn’t really matter for the example).

Chips = £2.20

Chips + Cheese = £3.00

That means, that just the Cheese = £3.00 - £2.20 = £0.80

Chips + Beans = £2.50

That means, that just the Beans = £2.50 - £2.20 = £0.30

Chips + Cheese + Beans = £3.50

£2.20 + £0.80 + £0.30 = £3.30

I guess they did this so people don’t notice they are getting ripped off…

Because that way you'd get people asking for unholy abominations such as gravy and curry sauce, tuna and beans, or coleslaw and bolognaise.

This sounds suspiciously like trying to make people do math

No one in their right mind would go to a chippy and order coleslaw. Half the time it's disgusting anyway, but regardless if it's from a chippy it'll be soggy

But cheese coleslaw is brilliant.