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[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 278 points 2 months ago

As an American, I know for certain it's not America. I feel no need to continue this game.

[-] genfood@feddit.org 57 points 2 months ago

🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

But you guys could catch this opportunity to bring some democracy 💦, right after identifying it.

🫶🙈🥺🥰😍🫦💕

[-] Battle_Masker@lemmy.world 80 points 2 months ago

is there oil?

[-] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 26 points 2 months ago

I heard they were thinking of switching to * whispers * "the comie" side :0

[-] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago

eagle screeches ominously in the distance

[-] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

Fun fact: that famous "eagle screech" is actually a recording of a Red-Tailed Hawk.

Eagles sound like fucking idiots in real life

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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

I have an app on my phone that identifies America or Not America and it says that is not America.

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[-] Jordar@lemmy.world 177 points 2 months ago

I think it's the clitoris?

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 49 points 2 months ago

No, that would be outside the straight of Gibraltar. This is the nation of G Spot.

[-] ccunning@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

I’m pretty sure it’s actually The Republic of Prostate

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[-] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 157 points 2 months ago

Ha easy! That's Genovia, the country Anne Hathaway is a princess of.

[-] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 27 points 2 months ago

I still fucking remember its goddamn anthem for no fucking reason. Can't even remember the last time I watched it, but it must be at least 18 years or so.

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[-] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 134 points 2 months ago

Maybe this is this Yugoslavia I've been hearing about. I can never find it on the map.

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[-] DMBFFF@lemmy.world 87 points 2 months ago
[-] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

That is a very old article, i had no idea the onion had existed that long.

[-] ccunning@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

The fact that blew my mind is, they were a print publication long before they were online.

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[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 68 points 2 months ago

Okay so geography is my second worst subject, but I'm about 60% sure that's not real.

[-] Vuraniute@thelemmy.club 45 points 2 months ago

EUROPEAN EYES ONLY - TOP SECRETit isnt

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[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 63 points 2 months ago

Fun fact: this country is visible only to European eyes, and accessible only by Europeans. Only Europeans can comprehend its name.

Rumour has it that it is accessed by going to a nudist beach blindfolded, then drinking a glass of Chardonnay and humming Ode to joy. You will fall into a slumber and wake up soon after on a beach in this mysterious country.

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[-] aberrate_junior_beatnik@lemmy.world 51 points 2 months ago

I mean, you made up a whole continent. Why stop there?

[-] ButWhatDoesItAllMean@sh.itjust.works 49 points 2 months ago
[-] nl4real@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago

France, I'm so sorry about your cancer diagnosis.

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 45 points 2 months ago

Oh that's easy. Connecticut

[-] Gobbel2000@programming.dev 43 points 2 months ago

Monaco got stung by a wasp.

[-] kewwwi@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago

that's the holy roman empire

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[-] dan00@lemm.ee 37 points 2 months ago

The real secret european country. We just didn’t unlock it (Yet). Be a man and don’t look it up.

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[-] Cagi@lemmy.ca 37 points 2 months ago

This is Medici, where they speak Interligua, a sort of blend of Spanish, Catalan, French, and Italian and where the world's largest natural source of bavarium was found. I remember reading about the revolution a few years ago that ousted the dictatorship that got powerful on the back of Bavarium mining. The US was caught blatantly supporting both sides, but the revolutionaries won and now they are a democracy again.

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[-] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 36 points 2 months ago

I've played enough Crusader Kings II to be 70% sure that country doesn't exist

[-] Chocrates@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

Lolol, was about to post that I played enough hoi4 to know what the south of France looks like

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[-] 8000gnat@reddthat.com 32 points 2 months ago
[-] CptEnder@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

Basque at deez nuts

[-] yjr4df0708@lemmy.ml 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Greater Monaco

it's a shame what happened when Atlantis attacked

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[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

What’s with these posts of adding random bits of land to a map and saying “derp Americans “? Try harder so we at least get a laugh.

This is like adding random islands in the ocean sort of near Australia and saying “derp Euros think New Zealand exists”

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago

It's a trick to get us to send troops and a McDonald's there, and then they laugh while they watch us struggle in the sea.

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[-] errer@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

Man, France has the worst case of hemorrhoids I’ve ever seen

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[-] activ8r@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 months ago

This genuinely got me. I'm from the UK, so I know Europe roughly, but looking at the image I spent way to long trying to figure out what it could be until I realised it was a joke... I'm not a smart woman.

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[-] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

That map isn't America therefore none of it exists

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 23 points 2 months ago

That would be France's Testicles.

[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

Atlantis was here all along.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

Greater Catalonia.

[-] nexguy@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

As an American, would you like it to be a country?

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[-] WatTyler@lemmy.zip 20 points 2 months ago

Shush, that's the secret European country only rich people know about...

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[-] kspatlas@lemm.ee 20 points 2 months ago

Oh yeah, South Monaco, I thought everyone knew where it was

[-] pythonoob@programming.dev 18 points 2 months ago
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[-] nibble4bits@lemm.ee 18 points 2 months ago

That's Yurp. And people who live there are Yurpean.

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