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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world to c/femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone

Alt text: one girl kissing another up against a wall in a social media post with 8 likes captioned: "Lesbians are turning men into servile trans women and using their essence to gain more power."

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[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 80 points 2 weeks ago

Omg where, where are these lesbians doing such things? So I can avoid them of course.

[-] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 week ago

Yes where are they, I have um... Research that needs doing.

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 63 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Oh no, big sacry lesbian feeding me estrogen and girlkissing me

What will I do (very scared) :3

[-] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 33 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Oh no where, though, so I can definitely avoid being there and having that done to me

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 2 weeks ago

I would avoid certain Linux communities that are filled with big scary cute transfem lesbians :3

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 56 points 2 weeks ago

How do I volunteer to advance this global agenda

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago

Step 1 - Find a "man" who wishes to be a girl

Step 2 - Bite her in the [REDACTED] and drain the male essence

Step 3 - Tell her to continue your unholy bloodline

It's kind of like a Ponzi scheme, except we get to be hot women in the end instead of just broke.

[-] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

I can just supervise, for the greater good of course

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 40 points 2 weeks ago

But are there any downsides to the process?

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 37 points 2 weeks ago

They lose their valuable male essence and become happy pets ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

[-] thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 2 weeks ago

I see this as an absolute win

[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 8 points 1 week ago

How valuable is it really?

I mean, one female egg is worth $5,000, whereas enough semen to repopulate the planet if only one man survives the apocalypse is worth like 25 bucks.

[-] celeste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

The habsburgcalipse it would be

[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 2 weeks ago

Lesbians are turning me into a transfem

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago

I know sis, they got me too. Instead of being a depressed dude who hates life, I'm a happy woman with a promising future. Truly a fate of all time ( อก~ อœส– อกยฐ)

[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 weeks ago

Aww I wish i were you... Or with you <3

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

You'll make it here one day ๐Ÿ˜Š

[-] declaire@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

eek! where did all the essence go?? (โ *โ ๏น*เน‘โ ) ๐Ÿฅบ

[-] tunasyne@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 2 weeks ago

servile trans women?? good thing im still cis tho ๐Ÿ‘

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago
[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I can no longer sit back and allow the international lesbian Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Nuclear war time?

[-] Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 week ago

Oh is that what's happening to me? -Please carry on.- Wait I mean "No please stop it you can't ahh"

[-] kewwwi@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

mmm, consuming essense ๐Ÿ˜Œ

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

An AMAB transfem boy!? Our only weakness! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

can i still be servile to lesbian.., mrauuu

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

I'm sure they'll happily take in a cute pet ( ๊ˆแด—๊ˆ)

[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

Quick question - what's AMAB?

[-] Oestradiolo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

Assigned Male At Birth

[-] OldEggNewTricks@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds good to me. Where do I sign up? Do I get to wear a low-cut vampire girl outfit?

[-] shani66@ani.social 18 points 2 weeks ago

Oh no, how could i possibly resist without my male essence ๐Ÿฅบ

[-] ThelittleDoe@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 weeks ago

Is it possible to learn this power?

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

If you are willing to engage in practices that many deem... unnatural.

[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 13 points 1 week ago

Lube me up, I'm ready

[-] bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 weeks ago
[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago

Nah I'm a dominant lesbian now.

[-] yenguardian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 weeks ago

๐Ÿฅบ

[-] oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 weeks ago

Haha, they wish we were servile.

grins in switch

[-] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago
[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Sure, I can share. Got plenty to go around ๐Ÿค—

[-] djsoren19@yiffit.net 10 points 1 week ago

Oh nooo~ don't subject me to girlkissing, I'm so vulnerable and helpless >.<

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

The truth is, you were a servile transfem from the start... ๐Ÿ”ซ

[-] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 8 points 2 weeks ago

This feels like a joke on Jesus christ vampire hunters. Where vampires were hunting lesbians. But this is part 2 where the lesbians learned the "dark arts"

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