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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by miz@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

make your choice and schedule an appointment with the Hexbarber

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[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

mfw im disassociating and the microwave beeps

[-] LeZero@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

Mfw I'm in a Tom and Jerry cartoon and someone screamed Boo behind my back

[-] rhubarb@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

Bald with bangs goes unbelievably hard

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

Chelsea cut. Qing shit.

[-] ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[-] miz@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

the "Parisian sidewalk" is a strong choice that shows you are a bold and forward-thinking person

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

I'm balding so upper right is me.

[-] jared@mander.xyz 7 points 4 months ago

Have you even considered the middle one on the left?

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

The funky mushroom

[-] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

I should grow a mushroom on my head. Middle left seems a good approach to balding.

[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago
[-] goose@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

One reverse mullet tonsure, please

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

Apparently the reverse mullet was popular in france at one point and we know this because there's a letter somewhere from a knight to his brother telling his little brother to cut that ridiculous mop before he trips and dies because he can't see.

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

It's gotta be the toupee on stilts.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

Anarcho-Khanism.

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

Dark Souls character creator hair options be like

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

bottom left so everyone will leave me tf alone

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