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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 71 points 10 months ago (2 children)

At least 14 hours of 4chan per day.

[–] reka@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

How can you have a healthy life without dosing yourself heavily with misanthropy, a misplaced sense of elitism and cultural references which alienate you from people in real life

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Maybe its annon's job?

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 50 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

I would love to try to do a 100% healthy lifestyle, but then I would have no free time for hobbies and socializing.

There's too little fucking time to do everything and yet I have it a lot more than average people.

[–] FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago

Hobbies and socializing are a huge part of a 100% healthy lifestyle

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

Doesn't have to be 100% and definitely doesn't have to completely change overnight. Even a 1% improvement is a victory.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 43 points 10 months ago

Right and presumably you need to be a trust fund kid and never actually have to go to work?

Well so what's new porn got to do with literally anything?

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago

Be independently wealthy so you can don't have a job that gets in the way

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget interaction with people and hugs and stuff

[–] r128@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

anon has not seen another soul in years

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago

None of that sounds like video games and pizza. What kind of weirdo are you?

[–] Doom@ttrpg.network 15 points 10 months ago

big missing aspect is boredom, free time. We need awake downtime to process and think, it is a major thing missing and why so many feel burnt out

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 13 points 10 months ago

Sorry anon reading is a night activity you are killing your gains by doing heavy reading in the morning.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Now try getting a girlfriend

[–] sazey@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Anon wants to cut toxic shit out of his life.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] sazey@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

oh please, don't pretend the gays have it any easier.

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They seem to have an easier time not making generalized jokes on how having a partner is toxic, painful, a loss of freedom,...

[–] sazey@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

You obviously hang out with very different gays than me in that case because exaggerated (mostly) playful whining about the other half seems to stretch across sexualities, cultures and time even.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

Water milk and coffee for breakfast? That sounds awful. And I like coffee.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

Green leafy vegetables

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sun exposure is impossible, i live in sweden

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

What, the summer was fantastic!

A shame it rained that day though 🥲

[–] reka@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Meditation, journaling, goal setting.

[–] finickydesert@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago
[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

The hardest part of all: don't be insufferable.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 points 10 months ago

Just get off 4chan

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago