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[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 97 points 10 months ago

>Looking for something long term

>Uses the term thots

Sounds like he's accidentally helping a lot of those women to dodge that bullet

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 41 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

If you're American this is relatively light, if you're a Brit this is somewhere between morbidly obese and car

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm neither but OP uses cm and £ so it's safe to say he's the later.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

Yeah, what's up with "stone" as a unit of weight? And people call American units backwards...

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Meant to put 450. They're the humvee driver of people only slightly below average height

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Basically, that might be quite a good strategy to meet less superficial partners. And it might be a funny story to break the ice in the beginning.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Good hook to recruit them into your supplement selling MLM scheme

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

Actual height is 160cm , still a manlet

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Anon is too autistic to ask for a refund. Or do a GDPR request to fix their data.

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago

It's actually 4'11" btw

[–] 11111one11111@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

In NY state and I assume others, there are new laws that protect consumers from dating app bullshit billing. I don't know a ton on it but I did enough research tonknow they must offer you a full refund for requests made in like 48hrs from signing up. Tried it with either e-harmony or plenty of fish and it worked like a champ. Was able to use app for full day trying out all the shit and seeing who was on there. Requested the refund the next day and got it no questions asked.

[–] NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

As am I.

Unless you didn't actually know the height of a bigmac and just made up a number

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You're spot on, but it's not "the people" it's just the incels on 4Chan. Same with "thots". No one says that in real life, it just internet brainrot.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Idk, my coworker loved to say, "be gone, thot!!" I thought it was hilarious.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

ah yes the perfect phrase to make all women colleagues feel welcome and professionally appreciated in the workplace

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

To be fair, we had zero women colleagues, and he was saying it referring to other men (basically, I need to get work done). Knowing that individual, he would've stopped if we had a female join our org.

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone -2 points 10 months ago

normalising words is still problematic - you never know who around will take it as “oh it’s okay to say then”