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[-] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 95 points 2 months ago

>Looking for something long term

>Uses the term thots

Sounds like he's accidentally helping a lot of those women to dodge that bullet

[-] thetreesaysbark@sh.itjust.works 65 points 2 months ago

What's this thing recently about using 'im too autistic too...' or 'because of my autism '?

It feels like people are using this like we've used 'retarded' in the past.

Kinda sucks.

[-] Sakychu@lemmy.world 63 points 2 months ago

Recently? You mean always on 4chan?

[-] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago

Dontcha member when 4chan was classy?!

[-] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

The Internet’s premier finishing school!

[-] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

My specialty is hand drawn art that is somehow still illegal!

[-] GetOffMyLan@programming.dev 17 points 2 months ago

There's a trend of blaming all mistakes on autism. It's kind of like a nothing is my fault type thing. People I know with autism definitely do it sometimes but I get the feeling many people who don't have it do it as well.

My son went through a similar phase recently where he decided he believed in God but he only used it to blame everything on God.

So he'd trip up and say "Thanks God!".

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago
[-] Klear@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago
[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If you're American this is relatively light, if you're a Brit this is somewhere between morbidly obese and car

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

I'm neither but OP uses cm and £ so it's safe to say he's the later.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 2 months ago
[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

Yeah, what's up with "stone" as a unit of weight? And people call American units backwards...

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Meant to put 450. They're the humvee driver of people only slightly below average height

[-] rbn@sopuli.xyz 31 points 2 months ago

Basically, that might be quite a good strategy to meet less superficial partners. And it might be a funny story to break the ice in the beginning.

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Good hook to recruit them into your supplement selling MLM scheme

[-] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Anon is too autistic to ask for a refund. Or do a GDPR request to fix their data.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

Actual height is 160cm , still a manlet

[-] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

It's actually 4'11" btw

[-] 11111one11111@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

In NY state and I assume others, there are new laws that protect consumers from dating app bullshit billing. I don't know a ton on it but I did enough research tonknow they must offer you a full refund for requests made in like 48hrs from signing up. Tried it with either e-harmony or plenty of fish and it worked like a champ. Was able to use app for full day trying out all the shit and seeing who was on there. Requested the refund the next day and got it no questions asked.

[-] NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago
[-] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

As am I.

Unless you didn't actually know the height of a bigmac and just made up a number

[-] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

You're spot on, but it's not "the people" it's just the incels on 4Chan. Same with "thots". No one says that in real life, it just internet brainrot.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Idk, my coworker loved to say, "be gone, thot!!" I thought it was hilarious.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

ah yes the perfect phrase to make all women colleagues feel welcome and professionally appreciated in the workplace

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

To be fair, we had zero women colleagues, and he was saying it referring to other men (basically, I need to get work done). Knowing that individual, he would've stopped if we had a female join our org.

[-] pupbiru@aussie.zone -2 points 2 months ago

normalising words is still problematic - you never know who around will take it as “oh it’s okay to say then”

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