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[-] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 96 points 2 weeks ago

An admission couched in truth.

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 2 weeks ago

Yet he's sofa king angry when others do the same.

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 14 points 2 weeks ago

Also he puts his wiener into furniture and says he doesn't

[-] tektite@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

You mean he's angry-fucking sofas?

[-] just_another_person@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

💥 GOT'EM

[-] Canopyflyer@lemmy.world 53 points 2 weeks ago

Lies have a well known conservative bias.

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 51 points 2 weeks ago

These dudes contribute nothing but division to society and somehow they are deemed more worthy of a commidating existence than a lot of us who work their ass off every day? Fuck these people and this system that props them up. We factually do not need people like this to run a society.

[-] aniki@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 2 weeks ago

The tribe would have beat cunts like him senseless. We still should.

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Sometimes it feels like the tribe mentality is the solution and the problem. Probably because consensus reality does not exist anymore.

[-] aniki@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 weeks ago

The problem is that the tribe is now global assholes connected digitally instead of people connected by distance.

[-] dirthawker0@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Not only does the Republican presidential candidate have no ideas about running the country, the existing senator of Ohio, someone presently in power, is busy making up stories for the media to illustrate "white Americans' plight" rather than actually working on legislation that will help his constituents.

[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Acting all persecuted is kinda the conservatives' thing. Just sayin'

[-] spaghetti_hitchens@fedia.io 3 points 2 weeks ago
[-] SulaymanF@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, that’s fair game according to him? I have a good story! It involves a couch.

[-] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Red0ctober@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

I hear JD Vance once fucked 12 couches in a Ashley's Furniture store before security managed to throw his lubed up ass out.

[-] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Is there a you fuck it you buy it clause like you break it you buy it?

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago
[-] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

The signs always have a reason

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 42 points 2 weeks ago

He says he lies.

Corporate News: “creates stories”!

[-] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

I'm surprised alternative facts hasn't come up.

[-] bad_news@lemmy.billiam.net 28 points 2 weeks ago

But the hundreds of constituents who called him to report their dog being eaten by Haitians but not the cops are real, right?

[-] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

To be fair I've called his office like 50 times to complain about eating dogs. Of course I don't live in Springfield and dont have any pets.

[-] pubquiz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Are they in the room, now? Can anyone else see them?

[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

Hey Guardian, that's called lying. You can say lying here without liability.

[-] barsquid@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

The admission is what sets him apart from Donald. I don't know why other Repubs are unable to just double down on a lie the way Donald is. They have seen how effective it is with their dimwitted voters, what's the incentive to own up? Just draw the hurricane path you want with Sharpie.

[-] hohoho@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Everything they say is to distract from the fact that they have no policies that improve the lives of the vast majority of their constituents.

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

There's that problem and the problem that people who vote for them often think they will be rich one day so it's only logical to vote for the guys who help the rich. Or they're in poverty but think they're middle class so they look down on helping the poor. Mental illness on a scale never seen before.

[-] some_guy 10 points 2 weeks ago

Lying liar.

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Nice that he finally admits that he is a liar - which we all knew long ago.

[-] Drunemeton@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

This should go down well in the upcoming debate!

[-] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Couch boy lies and lies all the time. Nothing new about that.

I thought the number one rule of being a liar: lie about being a liar. Just how dumb is this loser?

this post was submitted on 15 Sep 2024
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