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Brilliant product pitch for Shark Tank to sell to the Black Rifle Coffee demographic

sex toy mentionA wearable buttplug with internal baffles like a gun suppressor that silences your farts called the SBD covert posterior armor

"SBD: We'll cover your six so you don't ND and give away your position in your AO"

butt 💨 shhh

Alternatively we could sell this to the DoD for JSOC guys to stealthily infiltrate Venezuela without alerting the antifa fisherman supersoldiers with their farts, then we give Maduro a secret signal that does the IOF Lebanese pagers move and they get their asses (literally)

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[-] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago
[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Easy, just build a dog whistle into it, and claim that it silences AND deodorizes farts.

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I think this might be the best thing since sliced bread

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

I don't mean to toot my own ass

you should

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

I did

stuff 💨

That's what inspired this ingenious idea

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this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2024
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