Trump Forced To Play Glockenspiel At Rally After Every Artist Bars Use Of Songs : theonion

[-] Today@lemmy.world 52 points 3 months ago

Oh how i wish this were true!! Of all the onion articles, this might be my fav!

[-] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

They should make another article with Joe Porter denouncing him to play the glockenspiel

https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCnvzajWXCAOAq_Y1jNLFQXg

I swear this guy works in a museum for instruments or something.

[-] quixotic120@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago

that’s a vibraphone

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Thank you!

[-] flames5123@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Thank you! I was about to comment the exact same thing!

[-] bacon_saber@fedia.io 19 points 3 months ago

Was just thinking the RNC should just compose their own equivalent to the Imperial March and roll with that

[-] mkwt@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Presumably they'd still need to hire a session orchestra to record it. That might be a stumbling block.

[-] jawa21 5 points 3 months ago

Just run it through a synth as a MIDI file. Seems appropriate.

[-] panic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 months ago

I could tell it was the Onion right away, playing an instrument would imply that TFG has a talent for anything other than ranting online and bankrupting businesses

[-] BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 3 points 3 months ago

They didn't say he was playing well...

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

I love the pic. It’s like this whole story was based on a photoshop contest with a pic from one of his rallies.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

He still has Kid Rock and Ted Nugent.

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

why'd the ai make his hands so big smh ^/s

[-] barsquid@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Not an accordion?

[+] bazingabot@lemmy.world -38 points 3 months ago

I see trump, I block community

[-] Omgarm@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago

It's a link to The Onion.

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

maybe comment op can't see through the layers

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Why an onion? Why not parfait? Everybody likes parfait.

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Because you generally don't want to bite into an onion.

[-] clif@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Says you. I find onions delicious.

O no.....

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

It's different if you enjoy a Vidalia onion. You're just that much weirder.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

onions are delicious

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

A sea of deleted comments. The hell do you even do here?

[-] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Back on Reddit there were people who set up scripts to automatically delete comments after a set amount of time to prevent people from looking at their history. As you could probably guess, they were usually the most stubborn and argumentative sort on the platform.

Though I've upvoted that user before and I normally don't do that to people being disruptive, so who knows? If only there were some sort of history that would tell me what kind of user they were...

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

Can you see when a user has deleted comments?

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I just looked at their profile to see if they were a moron. Basically every comment is deleted.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

Aha! Voyager just shows they have like five comments, but doesn’t show that any have been deleted.

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Oh I see now. They show up in connect.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

We sing. We dance. We are a simple people, sahib.

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

Bye