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[-] supersolid_snake@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 day ago

"Us sucking ass is actually a foreign plot"

[-] ksdhf@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 1 day ago

It's Russia's fault my dog's breath smells :(

[-] Addfwyn@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 1 day ago

Oh good, the NAFO folks are going to get stuck in a logic loop now. NAFO must be infilitrated by Russian agents so NAFO needs to get together to put a stop to NAFO.

Maybe we can get shibas back sometime soon.

[-] CriticalResist8@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 day ago

I'm sorry for the bad news but I think they have been permanently tainted :(

[-] multitotal@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 1 day ago
[-] CriticalResist8@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 1 day ago

Weird that she has to point out every fella is a real person. You'd think that's a given.

[-] multitotal@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 1 day ago

In their world anyone saying something against the narrative on the internet is a bot controlled by Russia or China.

[-] CriticalResist8@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 day ago

It's like introducing yourself to people as "Hi, my name is Dave, and I'm not a conman." why do you have to tell me you're not a conman from the get-go.

[-] multitotal@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 day ago

why do you have to tell me you’re not a conman from the get-go.

Because Dave assumes that everyone is a conman.

[-] SpaceDogs@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 day ago

“Intelligence” is doing a lot of heavy lifting…

[-] amemorablename@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 2 days ago

The Russians actually invented time travel and went back in time to create the US, just so that the Soviet Union would have an interesting enemy to fight, populating it with secret Russians. It's all Russians all the way down. I'm a Russian, you're a Russian, Biden is a Russian, Macron is a Russian, even the dinosaurs that got wiped out by the meteor was a Russian and the meteor was a Russian troll farm. Also, human existence was a Russian plot to make being Russian a thing.

The sad thing is, no matter how absurd I go with this, I still feel like it doesn't pass muster with Poe's law.

[-] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

we are all descendants from genghis khan thus we have the mongol virus waiting for putin to activate it

[-] ComradePupIvy@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 day ago

Why does this feel like it is something a lib would seriously say

[-] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 44 points 2 days ago

Nazis were a Soviet plot to make Germany look bad

[-] Malkhodr@lemmygrad.ml 24 points 2 days ago

There 100% social democrats who think this about the KPD.

[-] MasterDeeLuke@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 2 days ago

NATO was controlled by Putin all along to make Russia look good, it all makes sense now.

[-] supersolid_snake@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 day ago

"Natos secret armies part 2"

[-] yogthos@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 2 days ago
[-] SpaceDogs@lemmygrad.ml 35 points 2 days ago

These people really make Putin sound like the smartest person on the planet. He’s behind every little damned thing, he can manipulate everyone! What a guy!

Edit: toastify is awesome? What does this mean?

[-] SpaceDogs@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 2 days ago

No Dr. Katchanovski! Don’t invoke their name, they’ll come for you 😭

[-] yogthos@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 2 days ago

lol looks like it's a message from the library Lemmy uses to display notifications, minor bug somewhere making it show up :)

https://apvarun.github.io/toastify-js/

[-] Mzuark@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 2 days ago

The best part about NAFO is that they're so vile and annoying that all they do is make you sympathize for Ukraine less

[-] yogthos@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 2 days ago
[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 32 points 2 days ago

The Ukrainian government and military are a Russian psyop to undermine support for Ukraine. Ukrainian nationalism, major Russian psyop. If you rearrange Sean Penn's name some of the letters match with Vladimir Putin and I don't think that's a coincidence.

[-] ComradePupIvy@lemmygrad.ml 32 points 2 days ago

OR hear me out... Nazis are supporting Ukraine

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago

why are all these terrible fruits growing up out of the fertile banderite soil we've been cultivating for decades? nato-cool

[-] yogthos@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 2 days ago

astronaut meme

[-] miz@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 2 days ago
[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago
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