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[-] Sasha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 2 months ago

I really really hate this narrative. Time and time again people tell me they would love to come to Australia but it's too dangerous.

This isn't a dangerous place, most of our wildlife is harmless and/or actively avoids people. It makes me so damn sad every time another friend tells me how deadly my home is, and even worse they refuse to listen to people who actually live here because they've been told Australia is dangerous their whole life.

[-] Skua@kbin.earth 27 points 2 months ago

Wait, people actually avoid Australia because of it? I mean, I do think of Australian wildlife as dangerous, but to me that means "don't fuck about" rather than "don't go at all". And I live in the UK, where we killed everything that was even slightly dangerous to humans long ago

[-] NaevaTheRat@vegantheoryclub.org 8 points 2 months ago

Basically no Australian wildlife can or will seriously hurt you. There are some snakes which if you try really hard you might run into (for reference I've had 2 encounters with dangerous snakes in my life), a couple of spiders one of which is extremely common but not at all aggressive and does not roam, kangaroos if you hit them with your car you will be fucked up, emus and cassowaries if you go where they are and try really hard to make them angry, crocs up north if you approach them can be dangerous, box jellies up north will kill you if you swim when they're about, dingoes in the centre are wild dogs so if they're hungry they could harm you.

you can go bush walking with no plan and just some water. Wander off the track all day, and your biggest danger is getting lost. Avoid that and it's dehydration or falls. If you stick your hands into dark crevices and overturn bark and stuff I guess spiders and snakes?

[-] BCsven@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

Starts with NO wildlife will kill you, describes all the ones that can ;)

It is like Canada, we have Bears, Wolves, Moose and Polar Bears, etc.

Stay out of their way and you will be fine, they aren't actively scouting homes to kill people.

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 2 points 2 months ago

I keep seeing big cats in people's yards in NA.

[-] pupbiru@aussie.zone 8 points 2 months ago

absolutely correct… in australia, you respect the wildlife because it often has the ability to protect itself… its not like people die here every day from it

[-] SilentStorms@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 months ago

It's funny hearing people say this here in Canada. Like we have polar bears and moose and shit. A moose will fuck you up a lot worse than a big spider or whatever. I'm much more fearful of our wildlife.

[-] phorq@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago

Moose and bears may break my bones, but spiders will always scare me. Plus Bullwinkle would have a hard time sneaking into my bed or shoe unnoticed...

[-] SilentStorms@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago

Don't worry, we have plenty of venomous spiders as well!

[-] Sasha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 months ago

Yeah exactly right? I've had Americans tell me that snakes and spiders are too scary, snakes will actively run from people (mostly) and spiders don't care about you they just want flies and stuff.

Meanwhile in NA you've got powerful prey species that will just randomly wander through town, not to mention all the gun violence in the USA...

Most dangerous thing here are the cars tbh.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Most dangerous thing anywhere is cars, tbh.

[-] gila@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago

On the other hand, it's not like we have 600lb bears charging around. Pretty much all kinds of attack by our land animals can be thwarted using the ancient & mysterious art of wearing enclosed shoes & pants.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 9 points 2 months ago

Not against the emus though.

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 2 points 2 months ago

They won 2 wars. Humans 0.

[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 13 points 2 months ago

This map is missing all of the rivers etc.. the freshies will get you there.

[-] EpicMuch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Also missing New Zealand?

Edit. lol. Just now saw your server instance

[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 months ago

Just over the ditch... I'll stay in NZ, too many things that try to kill you in Oz

[-] 50MYT@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

As an ex kiwi bro, the only thing out to get you in NZ is .. .. ..

[-] pupbiru@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

peter thiel?

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