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[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 110 points 2 months ago

You're already on thin ice posting this meme encouraging immorality.

[-] metaStatic@kbin.earth 40 points 2 months ago

you think just posting on the fediverse hasn't already got you on the list?

[-] Zangoose@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Didn't it get revealed that anyone who used a certain Linux forum got automatically added to an FBI surveillance list? Everyone here is definitely already on a list lol

Edit: it was the NSA, not the FBI: https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2014/07/the-nsa-thinks-linux-journal-is-an-extremist-forum/

Edit 2: for clarity, that article is from 2014 so it isn't exactly recent but if they were doing it in 2014 they probably still do something similar now.

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

Wow, really strong "only terrorists use encryption" vibes.

[-] Lev_Astov@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

The great thing is, if everyone's on the list, no one is!

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

A lot gets you on that list. Practically the entire country is on that list

What was that one story about the wow server infiltrated by agents who ended up surveiling each other? That's real right? I can't tell anymore

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 9 points 2 months ago

Even visiting without an account is probably enough - whoopsie, I committed a tewworism.

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

I’ve only been here a year and I know I’m on at least two.

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[-] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 2 months ago

How dare you use something you don't own in way you haven't been given permission to. Shame on you.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago

If Nintendo ever gets this kind of power I'm gonna have around a million death sentences.

[-] nexguy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

It's a me a mandatory death sentence

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago
[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 months ago

This comment might actually get a DMCA

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

"I decide-a what's-a fair use! Woo-hoo!"

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Does requesting a design get printed on a garment still get it stolen? Could we sick Nintendo on them?

[-] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Nintendo gonna bring execution of nine relations back into style.

[-] BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 4 points 2 months ago

Joke's on them, I don't like my family!

[-] rbn@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

The trick is to always get an even number of death sentences as every second execution will revert the effect of the previous.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

So? In the future we will have AI powered snipers with cleaning robots to remove waste

[-] huquad@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

You better watch yourself. I've got the death sentence from 7 rights holders.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I'll be careful.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 26 points 2 months ago

"You wouldn't lend a baby."

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 17 points 2 months ago

The babies yearn for the mines

[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

That one Republican running for the U.S. House (I think) borrowed a whole family for his political pictures.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

Which is ok, the political class is immoral and stands above the law

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

No but I'd cut one in half and give it to two different women

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

Only if you're not sure who's the mother, otherwise it's illegal

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

This season of Maury is gonna be lit

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 24 points 2 months ago

This reminded me that you can type "do a barrel roll" into Google. Works on mobile too.

[-] swab148@lemm.ee 25 points 2 months ago

I mean, you can type it anywhere. Whether it does something or not is a different issue.

[-] slampisko@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago
[-] Klear@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

πŸ™‚~πŸ™ƒ~πŸ™‚

[-] yikerman@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Press Z or R twice

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 month ago

How did this remind you of that?

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

Starfox is the game that had the 'do a barrel roll' saying on the tutorial level. Google made the Easter egg in their search engine, one of many Easter eggs.

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 month ago

Ahh I didn't know that's what it's from!

That's cool, thanks!

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[-] Miphera@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

GameCube Star Fox gives this a 50% chance of it being Star Fox Adventures, making you a great friend 😎

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Spreading the furry gospel, as it were. Great friend indeed, lol

[-] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

I bought a used copy of Adventures during COVID lockdown to show my wife

[-] yikerman@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

So how did your wife think about the fact that you were a furry?

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[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Serves you right, you filthy criminal!

[-] mp3@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago

Stop right there, criminal scum!

[-] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

User is not in sudoers file. This incident will be reported

[-] Awesomo85@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

Ugh. I wish I didn't have this overwhelming nostalgia that makes me want to play every LOZ game ever. It's the only franchise that keeps me crawling back to the Nintethedone Clinic.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

Buy the game secondhand, then resell it when you’re done. Boom, net neutral supply and 0 additional profit for Nintendo. But avoid copying the contents of that chip. That would be wrong.

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 7 points 2 months ago

Must be a good friend GameCube shit is expensive

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

You wouldn't eat a tangerine 🍊! Screw that! Let's eat πŸ‹ lemons and Orange 🍊!

[-] Suavevillain@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Nintendo not making an animated Star Fox series makes me sad.

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