The WOKE MOB at TMZ have put out a FAKE NEWS story that I "love" my wife but that couldn't be further from the truth. True fans who've followed me for years now that I HATE my wife, simple as.
Honestly kinda the ending to 8 mile
This would make a good series with a faux-documentarian style. The pilot establishes that the comedian is working on a reality TV show with his true-loving reveal being the main draw, and the leak completely deflates these plans. Does he confirm the leak and abandon the TV show concept that they've already invested in, or does he keep ratcheting up the lie and revamp the TV show plot beats.
Isn't this a Tracy plot in 30 Rock?
Almost reminds me of the Jamie Taco sketch from I Think You Should Leave.
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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
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