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[-] dditty@lemm.ee 121 points 5 days ago

It's for their safety. At that age the might build a sentient robot that votes for Trump who will then take away their social security. Thank you Lego, for responsible toy stewartship.

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago

There is actually an official clarification from LEGO that the 99 years is definitely not a hard upper limit.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

I don't know whether that's funny or sad.

[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 8 points 4 days ago

No one is getting hard at 99.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

Not since Roz passed last year anyway

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago

At least he still has 37 years to play with a Koosh ball

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Jeez. Even my dog who loved her Koosh ball was only 98 in dog years when she died. They're apparently making them for tortoises.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 38 points 5 days ago

+1 for the double entendre title šŸ˜„

[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 16 points 5 days ago

Thanks, I was proud of that.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

As well you should be šŸ˜„šŸ¤œ

[-] Welt@lazysoci.al 3 points 4 days ago

Pardon my ignorance - what's 'play with my nuts' a reference to for Carter, aside from his gonads?

[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 6 points 4 days ago

They made him put his family peanut farm in a blind trust so that he couldnā€™t benefit it during his time in office.

[-] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago

He was a peanut farmer.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 33 points 5 days ago

Do YOU want to tell Jimmy Carter what he can and can't play with?

I didn't think so.

[-] Amanduh@lemm.ee 14 points 5 days ago

What's he gonna do? Beat me up?

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

This is how you get Isekai's to the peanut farmer world.

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 10 points 4 days ago

"I Antagonized Jimmy Carter Over the Internet And Now I'm In Another World But I'm a Peanut That Farms and Also There's A Demon King?!?!?!?!?!"

Totally underrated series that really picks up in Season 4.

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[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 24 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Sorry Jimmy, it's Mega only for you now

[-] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 10 points 5 days ago

Probably not, cause they'll make some decent sets and then send then send them to a random Walmart in bumfuck Idaho and nowhere else, unless you want to pay 4x the price on Amazon.

Honestly I think Mattel don't want to be in the brick business sometimes.

[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 24 points 5 days ago

I find "LEGOs" very upsetting.

Lego is not an acronym. It does not usually get all-caps in prose, though the all-caps logotype is sometimes imitated in text.

Lego is a proper name, and is also used as a collective noun. It does not get pluralized.

"You can't play with Lego anymore."

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

fuck that. Lego is a company and I don't need it to tell me how I can and cannot use their name. if they don't like it they can suck my dick.

I really don't understand why there are so many people passionate about how to "properly" use The Trademarkā„¢ in The Way that was Sanctioned by The CorporationĀ®

just play with your Legos and get over it

[-] dev_null@lemmy.ml 15 points 5 days ago

I assume the people are passionate about grammar, and their corrections have nothing to do with respecting trademarks.

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[-] Emerald@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

I really donā€™t understand why there are so many people passionate about how to ā€œproperlyā€ use The Trademarkā„¢ in The Way that was Sanctioned by The CorporationĀ®

Actually, they are advocating against using it how the Lego company does. The Lego company uses LEGO in all caps.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I'm pretty sure the reason Lego isn't supposed to be used is because they don't want the trademark to be genericized. the all caps thing is stylization, I doubt they give a shit if you type it all caps or not.

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[-] Default_Defect@midwest.social 9 points 5 days ago

Lmao Legos adults

[-] needthosepylons@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Lego deez nuts ha gottem

Hmm. Sorry bout that. What were we talking about?

[-] lime@feddit.nu 6 points 5 days ago

LEGO is too an acronym. it stands for Leg Godt, Danish for "play well"

[-] Bassman1805@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

That's...not an acronym. That'd just be LG.

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[-] StuffYouFear@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Lego my eggo

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 5 points 5 days ago

It's actually an angry shout

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[-] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 days ago

Over a 100 years old, you can do whatever the fuck you want. You're gonna throw him in jail? He doesn't even know if he'll live for another hour.

[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I'm certain that Jimmy Carter has every reason to be satisfied with the amount he's built.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Fuck those Vikings, Jimmy! You go ahead and build that AT-AT.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

This meme made me sad.

[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

I mean, his are probably hanging so low by now that they make legitimately enjoyable fidget toy.

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[-] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 4 points 5 days ago

Conspiracy theory time: maybe they hate old peopleā€¦

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